Which pet would go best with each sign?
Aries: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: itıs slow-moving, doesnıt need a lot of attention, and wonıt compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesnıt compete with its ownerıs place in the sun.
Virgo: Letıs see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $3.86, including tax--
Libra: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and wonıt require as much time and attention. Oh, I donıt know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. Whatıs not to like?
Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Letıs hope itıs got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius: A hamster. First, Iıve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they donıt make anything like that? Thatıs okay, Iım sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, theyıre easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...
Sun in Libra
Moon in Taurus
Mercury in Virgo
Venus in Leo
Mars in Libra
Jupiter in Taurus
Saturn in Pisces
Uranus in Taurus
Neptune in Pisces
Pluto in Capricorn