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Prison as alternative living?



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Re: Prison as alternative living?

Well, it's not the way I want to live my 12th house planets
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Well, it's not the way I want to live my 12th house planets
Iíve thought about it before I found all of this astrology things. Along living in a monastery or a cave far away from people and only with dogs .
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Iíve thought about it before I found all of this astrology things. Along living in a monastery or a cave far away from people and only with dogs .
If I conquer my Mars-Venus I could go monk mode why not. But prison is too restrictive for my Sag.

What happens when those dogs start shitting everywhere?
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Oh you're right. I forgot about that Venus Mars. Maybe a sexy nun? My dogs will be my audience. Of course they'll be allowed outside to do their business.
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Maybe this is my Cap Moon talking, but if my kid ever said that to me--------I would consider it a serious FAILURE on my part as a Mother.
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Oh you're right. I forgot about that Venus Mars. Maybe a sexy nun? My dogs will be my audience. Of course they'll be allowed outside to do their business.
Maybe we could go the tantric route, put that aspect to good use.

The dogs are your audience? Hmmm, that's an...amusing picture
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Banraku, what website are you getting these pictures from??

And for the thing you posted, I've actually thought about that myself. I decided that I wouldn't because life in jail would just suck.
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Banraku, what website are you getting these pictures from??

And for the thing you posted, I've actually thought about that myself. I decided that I wouldn't because life in jail would just suck.
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Whatís so bad
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Maybe this is my Cap Moon talking, but if my kid ever said that to me--------I would consider it a serious FAILURE on my part as a Mother.
You are waaaay to ambitious. Relax and go with the flow, maaaan
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Maybe we could go the tantric route, put that aspect to good use.

The dogs are your audience? Hmmm, that's an...amusing picture
I checked out to see what youtube spits out when you type in sexy nuns and came across this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnqTw1eM7ng
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Whatís so bad
Those things you mentioned are very different in jail

sex = rape with ugly people
food = slop that has little nutritional value
healthcare = healthcare
exercise = exercise
friends = losers who pretend to have your back
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I checked out to see what youtube spits out when you type in sexy nuns and came across this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnqTw1eM7ng
You typed it into the wrong website
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Those things you mentioned are very different in jail

sex = rape with ugly people
food = slop that has little nutritional value
healthcare = healthcare
exercise = exercise
friends = losers who pretend to have your back
This hardened criminal knows what's up
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Those things you mentioned are very different in jail

sex = rape with ugly people
food = slop that has little nutritional value
healthcare = healthcare
exercise = exercise
friends = losers who pretend to have your back
sex = you learn to not judge people by their appearance and learn to value them for who they are so you wonít be so concerned about if they are ugly or not
food = quite nutritious and fulfills your daily needs. some people donít get to eat in this world at all
friends = can form everlasting and deep bonds

remember, 12th house = prisons = karma = enlightenment

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Re: Prison as alternative living?

How to reach instant enlightenment:

Be hospitalized, institutionalized, incarcerated, and take drugs all at the same time while praying in a monastery on top of a large animal in a foreign country.
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How to reach instant enlightenment:

Be hospitalized, institutionalized, incarcerated, and take drugs all at the same time while praying in a monastery on top of a large animal in a foreign country.
Funny thing is, I can see that **** literally make someone experience tons of paradigm shifts. There soul probably couldn't handle that all in one lifetime.
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sex = you learn to not judge people by their appearance and learn to value them for who they are so you wonít be so concerned about if they are ugly or not
Even if you didn't mind the person the sex would be gross, there would be no lube, and huge risk for disease or infection.

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food = quite nutritious and fulfills your daily needs
Absolutely not.

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friends = can form everlasting and deep bonds
People who go to jail are in jail because they are not decent people. Decent people cannot have real relationships. The 6th house is about getting all your **** together before you have a relationship in the 7th. And once you get to the 7th, you have to be a balanced individual.. hence libra.

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remember, 12th house = prisons = karma = enlightenment
You can find enlightenment in other houses such as the 9th house.

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Re: Prison as alternative living?

Concept of karma:
  • I don’t agree with your actions, so I’ll threaten you by saying my god will punish you, thanks
  • I’ll let god do the dirty work for me while I sit back and feel smug when something bad happens
  • Some unprovable and irrelevant bs with outdated and disproven “psychology”
  • YOU ARE SO DEEP AND SPIRITUAL <3 Posts vague ramblings on lindaland
  • Buzzwords that people regurgitate off the internet
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Even if you didn't mind the person the sex would be gross, there would be no lube, and huge risk for disease or infection.
You donít need lube to have sex. There are condoms.

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Absolutely not.
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People who go to jail are in jail because they are not decent people. Decent people cannot have real relationships. The 6th house is about getting all your **** together before you have a relationship in the 7th. And once you get to the 7th, you have to be a balanced individual.. hence libra.
Yes they are, and yes they can. The 6th is about pets, and the 7th is about enemies. I can train my pets to attack my enemies.


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You can find enlightenment in other houses such as the 9th house.
College debt is hardly enlightening.

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You donít need lube to have sex. There are condoms.
Jail provides condoms?? You're joking right?! And yes you do need lube!! I'm assuming that when you go to jail you go with people of the same gender...

Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
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Jail provides condoms?? You're joking right?! And yes you do need lube!! I'm assuming that when you go to jail you go with people of the same gender...

Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
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Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
*cough* why not?
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Wow, I had no idea this was a thing. I learned something interesting today.

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*cough* why not?
Because I don't want to get banned!! And that I'm sure you can figure it yourself without me telling you.
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