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Black humour over health!

Hi JupiterAsc, Weybread and the Astrology Community,

Well, i have really made a big mistake now on 8th Jan. i sat on a plastic stool that split, and i hit the floor, broke my spine badly, nearly died, and was i hospital for 3 months!

I'm now in a nursing care home awaiting 4 other operations, but could be semi-independent by next year. I'm paralysed from the mid-chest down to my legs, and am in a wheel chair...i have to say that if i hurt myself, i do it properly Ha Ha!

Obviously i will not be posting much for some time, i'll be back, it takes a lot more than breaking my back to kill off monk!

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Hi JupiterAsc, Weybread and the Astrology Community,

Well, i have really made a big mistake now on 8th Jan. i sat on a plastic stool that split, and i hit the floor, broke my spine badly, nearly died, and was i hospital for 3 months!

I'm now in a nursing care home awaiting 4 other operations, but could be semi-independent by next year. I'm paralysed from the mid-chest down to my legs, and am in a wheel chair...i have to say that if i hurt myself, i do it properly Ha Ha!

Obviously i will not be posting much for some time, i'll be back, it takes a lot more than breaking my back to kill off monk!

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Hi Jup,

I love the jokes, bowels and bladder don't work, and have to look forward to manual evacuation tomorrow, i'm going cross-eyed Ha Ha!

The nurses are pretty and nice though!
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Hi Jup,

I love the jokes, bowels and bladder don't work, and have to look forward
to manual evacuation tomorrow, i'm going cross-eyed Ha Ha!

The nurses are pretty and nice though!

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Hi Jup,

I'm growing angel wings, no sins, i can't smoke, i can't drink, and i have a tube up the little guy, so anything naughty with females isn't possible, i REALLY am a monk now HA HA!
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Hi Jup,

I'm growing angel wings, no sins, i can't smoke, i can't drink, and
i have a tube up the little guy, so anything naughty with females isn't possible, i
REALLY am a monk now HA HA!

Hi Monk
WB just messaged me with news that you asked her to message me
but we have already exchanged jests on this thread


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Re: Black humour over health!

Hey, Sir Monk--

So nice to "see" you back, although I'm so sorry about your wretched accident. I realize you won't feel like posting much, but please come back when you can.

I think somebody (JA?) should compile your super-cool posts on the mathematics of the cosmos in one place.

Sorry that I don't have any cartoons for you today, but maybe I'll listen to "Stairway to Heaven" in your honour.

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Whoa. Get well soon, mate. Best wishes from a stranger online.
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Many thanx to Lady Waybread and Blaze for kind comments!

Probably the best thread about the math of the Cosmos that i wrote on, was a thread called "Quintiles" by Stellium6th on Aspects & Configurations, i start writing half way down first page!

In the end because we were going off topic, moderator gave a warning, you could ask Stellium6 if he minded the thread being moved to Hot Topic Arena, to continue concerning off topic debate?

Hi Jup,

I have more titanium metal rods and screws in my back than the Terminator, all i need is the red eyes, Ha Ha!

A bottle of 20 year old Talisker would make me have the red eyes, but the bossy nurses will not let me have it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talisker_distillery

However The Terminator isn't horrifying when he wears a diaper lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RxausYbOfQ

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Many thanx to Lady Waybread and Blaze for kind comments!

Probably the best thread about the math of the Cosmos that i wrote on, was a thread called "Quintiles" by Stellium6th on Aspects & Configurations, i start writing half way down first page!

In the end because we were going off topic, moderator gave a warning, you could ask Stellium6 if he minded the thread being moved to Hot Topic Arena, to continue concerning off topic debate?


Hi Jup,

I have more titanium metal rods and screws in my back than the Terminator, all i need is the red eyes, Ha Ha!

A bottle of 20 year old Talisker would make me have the red eyes, but the bossy nurses will not let me have it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talisker_distillery

However The Terminator isn't horrifying when he wears a diaper lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RausYbOfQ

Hi Monk

linking to that thread for Blaze et al

https://www.astrologyweekly.com/foru...9&postcount=18
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I don't comment regarding Quintiles by astrology but i will by science, it is only a theory
but some astronomers think the universe is made up of joined up pentagons
forming a dodecahedron

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Funnily Plato believed that the Dodecahedron represented the Universe
also, link below:-


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platonic_solid

In math regarding Phi or the Golden Ratio, the visual way to show it can be a pentacle
or pentagon, and the Golden Ratio has been found in the Quantum world:-


https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0107143909.htm

However this is probably going off topic so i'd better shut up ha ha!



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Thanx Jup for all the links and jokes!

The golden ratio/phi/fibonacci series has been used making the new Aston Martin sports car, link below to many other links:-

https://www.goldennumber.net/aston-martin-golden-ratio/
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Thanx Jup for all the links and jokes!

The golden ratio/phi/fibonacci series has been used making the new Aston Martin sports car, link below to many other links:-


https://www.goldennumber.net/aston-martin-golden-ratio/



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Hi Jup,

A lot of secrets regarding classical beliefs are that Phi is God in math, my own observations are they could be right, people make things or buildings in shapes or measurements to replicate this like the Pentagon!

Phi or the golden ratio can be shown as 5^.5*.5+.5 all fives, as shown below:-

https://www.goldennumber.net/five-phi/

Which is why the Washington Monument is 555 feet 5 inches tall in symbolism, link below :-

https://www.nps.gov/wamo/learn/historyculture/index.htm
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