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Fattest sign in the zodiac??

What do you guys think??

I think the top three fatties would be Taurus, Cancer, and Sagittarius.

Some Taurus's are actually pretty sporty from what I've seen cuz they're all outdoorsy in stuff, but they eat a lot so...

Cancers are so sweet, but are plump. Not obese, but a lot of cancers I know have a little extra weight :3

Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter and these people tend to be thicker. When you look at capricorn people, who are ruled by saturn, they are like walking sticks. Jupiter adds the extra mass cuz expansion and not limitation.

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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

Of all the Saggies I know fatness was the major minority
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

I'm gonna disagree.

Obesity is a pisces/neptune issue.

Jupiter doesn't always make one fat. Jupiter can make one tall as well.

Cancers can be plump. But more often than not, they are just not skinny, just average weight, it's most noticeable in their faces(the moon that is). Cancer women are however very curvy 99% of the time.

I've yet to see a fat Sagittarius. Seems like they are all slender and tall.

Taurus can be heavyset sometimes. Taurus shapes are kind of boxy especially around the mid section/bum. but there is too much variation. Adele and Uma Thurman are both taurus suns and the only thing that is similar about them is a naturalness and classic venus soft voice.
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Of all the Saggies I know fatness was the major minority
Ur just saying that cuz ur a sag
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Ur just saying that cuz ur a sag
If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

Taurus is one cake eating, candy worshiping, heavy set, scale breaking, earth shattering, gravity making, orbit having, fat cake loving bull of a sign, but rarely do I see fat ones.


Jupiter or Venus would be fatness makers, imo. Jupiter for excess, Venus cause that ice cream taste too **** good.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know
We all know ur a secret fatass who lives in a basement, m8.

If not that then you probably look like a crack head.
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If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know
You make a good point there...
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We all know ur a secret fatass who lives in a basement, m8.

If not that then you probably look like a crack head.
Actually I look like both. It comes with the whole conspiracy image that I have going on
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Taurus is one cake eating, candy worshiping, heavy set, scale breaking, earth shattering, gravity making, orbit having, fat cake loving bull of a sign, but rarely do I see fat ones.

Jupiter or Venus would be fatness makers, imo. Jupiter for excess, Venus cause that ice cream taste too **** good.
lol. As a taurus sun, I approve of this message.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

Fire signs tend to be skinny, with the exception of Leo, that can be bigger framed/bulkier/etc.. Fire burns, water retains.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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Fire signs tend to be skinny, with the exception of Leo, that can be bigger framed/bulkier/etc.. Fire burns, water retains.
No Leo's aren't fat.
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Actually I look like both. It comes with the whole conspiracy image that I have going on
You're a fat-skinny crack head scale bending horse-man?


****in ell Guv'nor.
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****in ell Guv'nor.
I got crazy nodal action going on operative. It keeps the illuminati guessing
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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No Leo's aren't fat.
Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.

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Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.
Sorry, I was just getting insecure.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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I got crazy nodal action going on operative. It keeps the illuminati guessing
U wot m8? Avin sum giggles ere, ain't ya? Tink em Limitities dun know wot'cha doin, eh?
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U wot m8? Avin sum giggles ere, ain't ya? Tink em Limitities dun know wot'cha doin, eh?
I won't engage you when you're employing these Tavistock techniques
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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Instead of asking which sign is fattest, lets go by the weight of the ruling planets.

Sun is the heaviest, so Leo is an ultra fatass and Aquarius is a tumblr anorectic.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

We're talking about Sun signs? Oh...
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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Instead of asking which sign is fattest, lets go by the weight of the ruling planets.

Sun is the heaviest, so Leo is an ultra fatass and Aquarius is a tumblr anorectic.
LOL that's not fair. Leos don't count for that rule.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

I wouldn't say any of the signs are the fattest. I'd say it was indicated more often by planetary influences. Like Jupiter square/opposed/conjunct Venus or the Moon? Jupiter conjunct the Ascendant?

I have Jupiter conjunct Asc in Taurus. During my first 50+ years I was considered sexy and curvy. Now I am plus-sized....
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

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Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.


LOL. this image!

Is it Leo or is it Aries?? ::coin toss::
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

fat is a fortress. nothing else.

look at where one wants to conceal and protect themselves from their own shortcomings in their mind.

moon.

doesn't matter sign or aspects as much as intent in relation.

moon the ultimate defense, not always the ultimate protector.
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Re: Fattest sign in the zodiac??

I know this thread was created as somewhat of a joke. But if anyone is serious about the topic of being overweight/weight loss and natal configurations.

There is this great article by an astrologer I happen to like. She hits every nail right on the head in it.

www.lynnkoiner.com/astrology-articles/weight-loss-and-the-transformational-process
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