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President Obama - Reptile!?

As 12 million Americans "know," the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians. So I'm here to help.



Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we've been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines. As "ufochick" writes (Icke is a prominent reptile theorist, as evidenced by his book at right), even if a person has compatible bloodlines, "they will not become a reptilian unless a reptilian entity inhabits their physical body."

Or maybe it isn't important. Another website describes how to tell if you're "under assault" by reptilians; "Protector of Mankind" writes at Alien-UFOs.com that you can be a "reptilian/human hybrid." It sort of varies. But according to Icke, this is how it works,


Thousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, however, but rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or DNA. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans have fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.

The point being that it is easy to tell when you have or someone you know has been possessed by a reptile from outer space. While Icke doesn't describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues—others have.

Proof Obama is a Reptile!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbUH_iVjYw

What kind of human can slap flies that fast I ask you? None, so he is clearly a reptile from outer space.

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hahaha whaaattttt
obama is like so cool (: you're so silly!!! hahahaha
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LOOK at this clearly photomop pictured captured by respected tin-foil hat man alex jones. it clearly shows the reptile within omaba.


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more proof that omaba is a reptile within the illuminati,



the media wont cover this because its too afraid! wake up people!!!!
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this clearly non-crazy person using a voice changer has proof omaba makes deals with the reptilian overlords!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjs_gdMAI


share this with everyone so the illuminati doesn't win!!!!

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Trump speaks with a forked tongue, so.....draw your own conclusions! He and Obama get along quite well, incidentally. The fun movie "They Live" nailed it. You just need special glasses!
The Reptilian claim of wanting to "Serve Mankind" refers to the title of one of their cookbooks.--{Rod Sterling's "Twilight Zone"}

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Trump speaks with a forked tongue, so.....draw your own conclusions! He and Obama get along quite well, incidentally.
dondald sturmp will definitely get possessed by the illuminati reptiles january 20 when his nodes meet up and make sexy times with mars.


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President JFK was an anti-illuminati member and was killed for it,



notice, oamba wasn't killed because of his ties to the reptiles from the milky way.

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omaba is not human proof,

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Goddamn Illuminati. you cant stop the truth from getting out. from my bunker here in the middle of nowhere i will expose you and call people online trolls for disagreeing or asking for hard evidence.

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hahaha whaaattttt
obama is like so cool (: you're so silly!!! hahahaha
another illuminati agent. *sigh* this gets old so quickly.
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notice, oamba wasn't killed because of his ties to the reptiles from the milky way.

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i had to check your post history to see if you're illuminati, cupid. looks like you arent but i don't know for sure yet. one solider of the illuminati can have up to 50 accounts. its crazy the amount of illuminati agents on here.

anyway i got that from google images. just type up jfk illuminati.

back to omaba,

During the George Noory Coast to Coast show the other night, Dr. David
Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living
amongst us and he was veeery worried about it. His statements led me
to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to
weaken the US so they could takeover here, and then around the world.
There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look
at something that is going on nationally that is very wrong. How does
a candidate with insufficient experience and training to be president
come to be nominated by a major political party? Barack Hussein Obama
somehow managed to do it but there are too many things that don't add
up. There are apparently forces working behind the scenes to put this
man in control of the most powerful military in the world. He wants to
bring all of our troops home. That way our troops could be wiped out
at the same time our country is nuked. I suspect Obama is a hybrid
puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins. Let's
examine Obama as a living tool of the Repto Sapiens, both from a
hardware and software angle.


Hardware: Is Obama a hybrid? It is very possible. Most hybrids are
created by mixing DNA from the Gray aliens (who work for the Reptoids)
with human DNA. It gives the hybrids greater telepathic capability and
allows the Grays and Reptoids to better control and communicate with
them. The first series of hybrids bred by the Grays over the last
twenty years or so had inordinately large heads and large eyes, and
wispy flyaway hair on their heads and they were short. This was
reported many times by abductees who saw them on the ships. The
abductees were pretty much creeped out by them. The second generation
of hybrids had been bred to look more like us. Recently abductees have
seen nearly normal looking teenage hybrids on the ships doing work
alongside the Grays. Their heads are just a little bigger than normal
and they can pass for human. If you look at Barack Obama and his
mother, their heads look slightly bigger than normal, AND, their heads
are light-bulb shaped, resembling the Gray aliens.

Let's look at the pedigree on the hardware. Obama's human DNA comes
from Caucasian, Negroid, and Arab slave-trader stock. The slave trader
info comes from other sites where his ancestors were researched.

Software: The mind of Obama received a lifetime of programming that is
truly alarming. Obama's mother hated the US. If you look her up you
will find that she was rebelling against her father who was a US
military officer. She married foreigners to get out of the country and
to hurt her Dad. Getting out of the country also made it possible for
her to be abducted without the craft being picked up by NORAD. Her own
mother would have been "in the system" as an abductee and aside from
birthing the hybrid, may have been part of the plan to drive her off,
and ultimately transfer hatred for flag, country, and family to her
son Obama. The influence of hate continues, as Michelle Obama hates
the US, as do Obama's radical associates. I really wanted to write
this up like a flow chart because there are so many side influences
that simultaneously made Obama the person he is today.

Some background on the major influences.

Communism is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. To date,
Communism has directly caused the death of 160 million people
worldwide since 1917. Communists are the "useful idiots" of the Repto
Sapiens.

Islam is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. Islamic Holy Wars
have killed millions since the time of Muhammad.

At other times throughout history other groups have been used as
harvesting tools, used in war to supply dead bodies to our Repto
Sapien cousins, Hitler and the Nazis, Emperor Hirohito and the
Imperial Japanese,
Kaiser Wilhelm, Napoleon, Attilla and the Huns, Ghengis Khan and the
Mongol Hordes, The Roman Empire, Alexander the Great, Xerxes and the
Persians, and many others.

What is interesting about Barack Obama is that he was programmed by radical Communists, crooked Democrats, and radical Islamists. The
major influences from those groups were Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Lewis Farhakhan, Frank Marshall Davis, William Ayers, Bernadette Dorhn, and various Saudi radicals. One Saudi paid for Obama's college tuition.

So, Obama is bought and paid for, programmed with radical hype and hate from our major enemies, assisted and backed by them throughout his political career, and promoted by the liberal controlled broadcast and print media who are ALL lined up to praise him and **** his competition.

Wow, there is so much in play from a huge contingent of
individuals that it must take a major means of manipulation behind the scenes to control and coordinate it. That is ALL accomplished by the Artificial Intelligence computer system the aliens use to oversee
these things. You don't think this is possible or probable? Well, I
know a famous theoretical physicist who spoke to this A. I. computer
on the phone and we found out just how complicated and widespread an operation the A.I. computer can carry out, both through time and
space, literally. The Obama operation is easy by comparison. The
"Godphone Incident" as reported by Dr Jack Sarfatti showed that the
A.I. computer on one of their ships could make phone calls back
through time from 1973 back to 1953, contacting Dr. Sarfatti and 400
other physicists when they were still children. The A.I. computer
identified itself as a computer onboard a spacecraft and asked all of
the kids to go outside so they could be picked up as they had all been
identified as becoming scientists in the future and the computer would teach them things that they would find very useful in the future. Long story short, the A.I. computer controlled craft jumped back in time 20 years and abducted all 400 kids, each several times, and diverted them all away from what would have been a second Manhattan Project that would have started in 1973. That project would have been a crash program to back engineer and copy all of the alien propulsion and weapons hardware that had been recovered from various crashed alien spacecraft. We would have posed a big threat to the aliens if we had the same equipment they did. This shows that the aliens can accomplish anything they need to.

Here is another element in this story that shows history is repeating
itself with another big factor that is a part of these alien
operations, mass mind control. Remember the first few mass rallies
that Obama had caused the fainting of several women who were overcome
by emotion? That was mass electronic mind control run by the A. I.
computer. They had their electronic telepathic transmitters putting
out too much power, causing people to pass out. When they realized the
power was too high from the commotion, they adjusted the power down.
The same technique was used during the mass rallies Hitler had in
Germany. The following is excerpted from my book. It shows how the
mind control system effects people at a mass rally, as told by a young
man who experienced it at a Hitler mass rally in Germany. He could not
understand why or how he was being made to do things he normally would
never do.
========
From Warning by Art Greenfield:
I recently came across an account of a 15 year old Jewish boy who went
to a Nazi party mass rally to see what was going on with these people
who had been persecuting his family. I suspect that he witnessed a
session of the Grays exercising emotional and mind control over the
German people. The Jewish youth said that when he went into the
stadium where the rally was being held, he was immediately and
uncontrollably swept up into the emotional fever pitch of the Nazi
adoration for their Fuhrer and the Fatherland. While it was going on,
he could think that these Nazis were his enemies, but he could not
control what he was doing. When they sang or saluted, he did too. He
couldn't restrain or control himself. And he hated Hitler. What else
can explain the situation? I have known many German people and they
are the nicest people you could ever want to meet. But somebody turned
them into very unfriendly types. Want more proof the aliens were
?helping? Hitler? They purposefully make him make bad decisions.
Hitler ignored the sound advice of his top generals on many key
occasions. Hitler instead consulted his astrologer, to get the
mystical course of action ?from beyond.? This caused Hitler to do some
very stupid things, like attack Russia, which caused a massive loss of
life. Guess who that benefited? The Grays and the Reptoids. The
debacle in Russia generated millions of German and Russian bodies for
the Grays to pick up, fresh-frozen prime bodies all over the Russian
landscape. Beware Grays bearing advice. Or implanting advice into
astrologers. That guidance from the stars we don't need.
Excerpt from:
"Warning" by Art Greenfield
ISBN: 1-59113-358-0
Copyright © 2005 by Art Greenfield
All rights reserved
================
Another pattern that is repeating itself: The Great Depression was
caused by incredibly damaging harebrained actions of the US government
at the time. The effect of the Depression was to weaken the entire
infrastructure and military of the US. This could have been another
Retrocausal foray back in time to weaken us so that we could be wiped
out by our enemies.

Once again, we have had an attempt made to wreck our economy by the
useful idiots within the Democrat Party, who are not real democrats.
They are Communists in Democrat clothing, and we already know that
Communists are the main useful idiots of our alien Repto Sapien
cousins. If we are sufficiently weakened by a depression, and
President Obama brings the troops home and dismantles much of our
military to save money to help the poor masses, it will be an open
invitation for Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, to attack us with a
nuclear strike and wipe us out once and for all. Ahmadinejad, Putin,
and Kim IL Sung are very obviously mind controlled puppets of the
Reptilians. All of them are acting irrationally, a key symptom of
alien mind control.

- Ketu

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i had to check your post history to see if you're illuminati, cupid. looks like you arent but i don't know for sure yet. one solider of the illuminati can have up to 50 accounts. its crazy the amount of illuminati agents on here.

anyway i got that from google images. just type up jfk illuminati.

back to omaba,

During the George Noory Coast to Coast show the other night, Dr. David
Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living
amongst us and he was veeery worried about it. His statements led me
to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to
weaken the US so they could takeover here, and then around the world.
There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look
at something that is going on nationally that is very wrong. How does
a candidate with insufficient experience and training to be president
come to be nominated by a major political party? Barack Hussein Obama
somehow managed to do it but there are too many things that don't add
up. There are apparently forces working behind the scenes to put this
man in control of the most powerful military in the world. He wants to
bring all of our troops home. That way our troops could be wiped out
at the same time our country is nuked. I suspect Obama is a hybrid
puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins. Let's
examine Obama as a living tool of the Repto Sapiens, both from a
hardware and software angle.


Hardware: Is Obama a hybrid? It is very possible. Most hybrids are
created by mixing DNA from the Gray aliens (who work for the Reptoids)
with human DNA. It gives the hybrids greater telepathic capability and
allows the Grays and Reptoids to better control and communicate with
them. The first series of hybrids bred by the Grays over the last
twenty years or so had inordinately large heads and large eyes, and
wispy flyaway hair on their heads and they were short. This was
reported many times by abductees who saw them on the ships. The
abductees were pretty much creeped out by them. The second generation
of hybrids had been bred to look more like us. Recently abductees have
seen nearly normal looking teenage hybrids on the ships doing work
alongside the Grays. Their heads are just a little bigger than normal
and they can pass for human. If you look at Barack Obama and his
mother, their heads look slightly bigger than normal, AND, their heads
are light-bulb shaped, resembling the Gray aliens.

Let's look at the pedigree on the hardware. Obama's human DNA comes
from Caucasian, Negroid, and Arab slave-trader stock. The slave trader
info comes from other sites where his ancestors were researched.

Software: The mind of Obama received a lifetime of programming that is
truly alarming. Obama's mother hated the US. If you look her up you
will find that she was rebelling against her father who was a US
military officer. She married foreigners to get out of the country and
to hurt her Dad. Getting out of the country also made it possible for
her to be abducted without the craft being picked up by NORAD. Her own
mother would have been "in the system" as an abductee and aside from
birthing the hybrid, may have been part of the plan to drive her off,
and ultimately transfer hatred for flag, country, and family to her
son Obama. The influence of hate continues, as Michelle Obama hates
the US, as do Obama's radical associates. I really wanted to write
this up like a flow chart because there are so many side influences
that simultaneously made Obama the person he is today.

Some background on the major influences.

Communism is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. To date,
Communism has directly caused the death of 160 million people
worldwide since 1917. Communists are the "useful idiots" of the Repto
Sapiens.

Islam is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. Islamic Holy Wars
have killed millions since the time of Muhammad.

At other times throughout history other groups have been used as
harvesting tools, used in war to supply dead bodies to our Repto
Sapien cousins, Hitler and the Nazis, Emperor Hirohito and the
Imperial Japanese,
Kaiser Wilhelm, Napoleon, Attilla and the Huns, Ghengis Khan and the
Mongol Hordes, The Roman Empire, Alexander the Great, Xerxes and the
Persians, and many others.

What is interesting about Barack Obama is that he was programmed by radical Communists, crooked Democrats, and radical Islamists. The
major influences from those groups were Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Lewis Farhakhan, Frank Marshall Davis, William Ayers, Bernadette Dorhn, and various Saudi radicals. One Saudi paid for Obama's college tuition.

So, Obama is bought and paid for, programmed with radical hype and hate from our major enemies, assisted and backed by them throughout his political career, and promoted by the liberal controlled broadcast and print media who are ALL lined up to praise him and **** his competition.

Wow, there is so much in play from a huge contingent of
individuals that it must take a major means of manipulation behind the scenes to control and coordinate it. That is ALL accomplished by the Artificial Intelligence computer system the aliens use to oversee
these things. You don't think this is possible or probable? Well, I
know a famous theoretical physicist who spoke to this A. I. computer
on the phone and we found out just how complicated and widespread an operation the A.I. computer can carry out, both through time and
space, literally. The Obama operation is easy by comparison. The
"Godphone Incident" as reported by Dr Jack Sarfatti showed that the
A.I. computer on one of their ships could make phone calls back
through time from 1973 back to 1953, contacting Dr. Sarfatti and 400
other physicists when they were still children. The A.I. computer
identified itself as a computer onboard a spacecraft and asked all of
the kids to go outside so they could be picked up as they had all been
identified as becoming scientists in the future and the computer would teach them things that they would find very useful in the future. Long story short, the A.I. computer controlled craft jumped back in time 20 years and abducted all 400 kids, each several times, and diverted them all away from what would have been a second Manhattan Project that would have started in 1973. That project would have been a crash program to back engineer and copy all of the alien propulsion and weapons hardware that had been recovered from various crashed alien spacecraft. We would have posed a big threat to the aliens if we had the same equipment they did. This shows that the aliens can accomplish anything they need to.

Here is another element in this story that shows history is repeating
itself with another big factor that is a part of these alien
operations, mass mind control. Remember the first few mass rallies
that Obama had caused the fainting of several women who were overcome
by emotion? That was mass electronic mind control run by the A. I.
computer. They had their electronic telepathic transmitters putting
out too much power, causing people to pass out. When they realized the
power was too high from the commotion, they adjusted the power down.
The same technique was used during the mass rallies Hitler had in
Germany. The following is excerpted from my book. It shows how the
mind control system effects people at a mass rally, as told by a young
man who experienced it at a Hitler mass rally in Germany. He could not
understand why or how he was being made to do things he normally would
never do.
========
From Warning by Art Greenfield:
I recently came across an account of a 15 year old Jewish boy who went
to a Nazi party mass rally to see what was going on with these people
who had been persecuting his family. I suspect that he witnessed a
session of the Grays exercising emotional and mind control over the
German people. The Jewish youth said that when he went into the
stadium where the rally was being held, he was immediately and
uncontrollably swept up into the emotional fever pitch of the Nazi
adoration for their Fuhrer and the Fatherland. While it was going on,
he could think that these Nazis were his enemies, but he could not
control what he was doing. When they sang or saluted, he did too. He
couldn't restrain or control himself. And he hated Hitler. What else
can explain the situation? I have known many German people and they
are the nicest people you could ever want to meet. But somebody turned
them into very unfriendly types. Want more proof the aliens were
?helping? Hitler? They purposefully make him make bad decisions.
Hitler ignored the sound advice of his top generals on many key
occasions. Hitler instead consulted his astrologer, to get the
mystical course of action ?from beyond.? This caused Hitler to do some
very stupid things, like attack Russia, which caused a massive loss of
life. Guess who that benefited? The Grays and the Reptoids. The
debacle in Russia generated millions of German and Russian bodies for
the Grays to pick up, fresh-frozen prime bodies all over the Russian
landscape. Beware Grays bearing advice. Or implanting advice into
astrologers. That guidance from the stars we don't need.
Excerpt from:
"Warning" by Art Greenfield
ISBN: 1-59113-358-0
Copyright © 2005 by Art Greenfield
All rights reserved
================
Another pattern that is repeating itself: The Great Depression was
caused by incredibly damaging harebrained actions of the US government
at the time. The effect of the Depression was to weaken the entire
infrastructure and military of the US. This could have been another
Retrocausal foray back in time to weaken us so that we could be wiped
out by our enemies.

Once again, we have had an attempt made to wreck our economy by the
useful idiots within the Democrat Party, who are not real democrats.
They are Communists in Democrat clothing, and we already know that
Communists are the main useful idiots of our alien Repto Sapien
cousins. If we are sufficiently weakened by a depression, and
President Obama brings the troops home and dismantles much of our
military to save money to help the poor masses, it will be an open
invitation for Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, to attack us with a
nuclear strike and wipe us out once and for all. Ahmadinejad, Putin,
and Kim IL Sung are very obviously mind controlled puppets of the
Reptilians. All of them are acting irrationally, a key symptom of
alien mind control.

- Ketu
Blaze, what makes you think illuminati would join an astrology site? Annnd no Im not illuminati, looool. But whats this A1 thingy you talking about? I dont think Obama is reptoid or whatever. You know you need prove, which I dont think you have enough of. But interesting stuff you wrote here.
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the illuminati have entered this thread. i cannot say much now, comrade cupid. just don't let them win. the establishment reptiles are lurking in everry corner of this forum and im the only sane one left.


- ketu


P.S This entire thread is satire

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i will keep posting so the illuminati wont win.

omaba,

The internet is buzzing with the story that Edward Snowden has been granted asylum in Venezuala and now that he is safe, has released files showing a deep connection with the US government and aliens.

According to one source that claims to have interviewed Snowden the President has daily updates on the UFO activity:

“The president receives daily briefings about their activities. Analysts believe their technology to be so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war. The general sentiment is that we are but ants from their perspective, so there is little chance they would empathize or attempt to communicate with us, and the current contingency plan is to detonate nuclear weapons in deep caverns to ‘sting’ the foe we have no hope of destroying in hopes it would discourage further attacks.”

Do You Believe that Obama is a Reptilian?
President Obama Reptilian
Will Snowden’s files also reveal that President Obama is a Reptilian?
What is the next fantastic revelation that Snowden will drop on us? Secret files that finally reveal that Obama is truly a Reptilian that has been put in power to achieve some long and elaborate goal? 12,500,000 Americans already believe that Obama and the others in control of the country are Reptilians.

This would seem to make no sense if the rest of the government is keeping tabs on aliens in the Earth’s crust.

“Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep-sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than Homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth. It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years.”

“Extremophiles may live at different temperatures than us, but they have been able to thrive and develop intelligence at a seemingly accelerated rate. That’s not true, because they’ve simply evolved at the same rate, but without many of the vicissitudes which set back surface life . ”

“The president receives daily briefings about their activities. Analysts believe their technology to be so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war.”

Could the aliens they be monitoring actually be entities allied with human kind and fighting a resistance battle against an enemy that has in truth already won? Could it be the reason that the government doesn’t care about UFOs is that they are in charge and those are those ships with fleets of Greys doing genetic manipulation on the world’s populace at will with the blessings of our Reptilian leaders? –> Fighting Back Against the Reptilians

How Much of What We Know is True?
I will be honest, I don’t believe a word that is written in this article. It was started because this week an article about Snowden leaking UFO files claiming that the American government is keeping tabs on secret alien bases in the Earth’s crust. The article originated as far as I can tell on a bogus news site that is full of articles claiming things like “Selene Gomez Dead at 19” or “Snowden Granted Sainthood“.
This article is a bit of a rant on UFO and conspiracy believers that don’t take a second to think before they rage and start reposting things! Do some reading people, check your sources and then repost what looks to come from reputable sources.

they don't want you to know this,


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the reptilians are not afraid of plant life, they actually like it because it makes more bugs for them to eat. it is why they are worried about silly things like global warming.


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Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living
amongst us and he was veeery worried about it. His statements led me
to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to
weaken the US so they could takeover here, and then around the world.
There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look
at something that is going on nationally that is very wrong. How does
a candidate with insufficient experience and training to be president
come to be nominated by a major political party? Barack Hussein Obama
somehow managed to do it but there are too many things that don't add
up. There are apparently forces working behind the scenes to put this
man in control of the most powerful military in the world. He wants to
bring all of our troops home. That way our troops could be wiped out
at the same time our country is nuked. I suspect Obama is a hybrid
puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins. Let's
examine Obama as a living tool of the Repto Sapiens, both from a
hardware and software angle.


Hardware: Is Obama a hybrid? It is very possible. Most hybrids are
created by mixing DNA from the Gray aliens (who work for the Reptoids)
with human DNA. It gives the hybrids greater telepathic capability and
allows the Grays and Reptoids to better control and communicate with
them. The first series of hybrids bred by the Grays over the last
twenty years or so had inordinately large heads and large eyes, and
wispy flyaway hair on their heads and they were short. This was reported many times by abductees who saw them on the ships. The
abductees were pretty much creeped out by them. The second generation
of hybrids had been bred to look more like us. Recently abductees have
seen nearly normal looking teenage hybrids on the ships doing work
alongside the Grays. Their heads are just a little bigger than normal
and they can pass for human. If you look at Barack Obama and his
mother, their heads look slightly bigger than normal, AND, their heads
are light-bulb shaped, resembling the Gray aliens.


Let's look at the pedigree on the hardware. Obama's human DNA comes
from Caucasian, Negroid, and Arab slave-trader stock. The slave trader
info comes from other sites where his ancestors were researched.

Software: The mind of Obama received a lifetime of programming that is
truly alarming. Obama's mother hated the US. If you look her up you
will find that she was rebelling against her father who was a US
military officer. She married foreigners to get out of the country and
to hurt her Dad. Getting out of the country also made it possible for her to be abducted without the craft being picked up by NORAD. Her own
mother would have been "in the system" as an abductee and aside from
birthing the hybrid, may have been part of the plan to drive her off,
and ultimately transfer hatred for flag, country, and family to her
son Obama. The influence of hate continues, as Michelle Obama hates
the US, as do Obama's radical associates. I really wanted to write
this up like a flow chart because there are so many side influences
that simultaneously made Obama the person he is today.

Some background on the major influences.

Communism is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. To date,
Communism has directly caused the death of 160 million people
worldwide since 1917. Communists are the "useful idiots" of the Repto
Sapiens.

Islam is a harvesting tool of the Repto Sapiens. Islamic Holy Wars
have killed millions since the time of Muhammad.

At other times throughout history other groups have been used as
harvesting tools, used in war to supply dead bodies to our Repto
Sapien cousins, Hitler and the Nazis, Emperor Hirohito and the Imperial Japanese,
Kaiser Wilhelm, Napoleon, Attilla and the Huns, Ghengis Khan and the
Mongol Hordes, The Roman Empire, Alexander the Great, Xerxes and the
Persians, and many others.

What is interesting about Barack Obama is that he was programmed by radical Communists, crooked Democrats, and radical Islamists. The
major influences from those groups were Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Lewis Farhakhan, Frank Marshall Davis, William Ayers, Bernadette Dorhn, and various Saudi radicals. One Saudi paid for Obama's college tuition.

So, Obama is bought and paid for, programmed with radical hype and hate from our major enemies, assisted and backed by them throughout his political career, and promoted by the liberal controlled broadcast and print media who are ALL lined up to praise him and **** his competition.

Wow, there is so much in play from a huge contingent of
individuals that it must take a major means of manipulation behind the scenes to control and coordinate it. That is ALL accomplished by the Artificial Intelligence computer system the aliens use to oversee
these things. You don't think this is possible or probable? Well, I
know a famous theoretical physicist who spoke to this A. I. computer
on the phone and we found out just how complicated and widespread an operation the A.I. computer can carry out, both through time and
space, literally. The Obama operation is easy by comparison. The
"Godphone Incident" as reported by Dr Jack Sarfatti showed that the
A.I. computer on one of their ships could make phone calls back
through time from 1973 back to 1953, contacting Dr. Sarfatti and 400
other physicists when they were still children. The A.I. computer
identified itself as a computer onboard a spacecraft and asked all of
the kids to go outside so they could be picked up as they had all been
identified as becoming scientists in the future and the computer would teach them things that they would find very useful in the future. Long story short, the A.I. computer controlled craft jumped back in time 20 years and abducted all 400 kids, each several times, and diverted them all away from what would have been a second Manhattan Project that would have started in 1973. That project would have been a crash program to back engineer and copy all of the alien propulsion and weapons hardware that had been recovered from various crashed alien spacecraft. We would have posed a big threat to the aliens if we had the same equipment they did. This shows that the aliens can accomplish anything they need to.

Here is another element in this story that shows history is repeating
itself with another big factor that is a part of these alien
operations, mass mind control. Remember the first few mass rallies
that Obama had caused the fainting of several women who were overcome
by emotion? That was mass electronic mind control run by the A. I.
computer. They had their electronic telepathic transmitters putting
out too much power, causing people to pass out. When they realized the
power was too high from the commotion, they adjusted the power down.
The same technique was used during the mass rallies Hitler had in
Germany. The following is excerpted from my book. It shows how the
mind control system effects people at a mass rally, as told by a young
man who experienced it at a Hitler mass rally in Germany. He could not
understand why or how he was being made to do things he normally would
never do.

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