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Unread 12-16-2010, 07:05 AM
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Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For Sagittarians...

1. You travel all the time
2. If I start a relationship with you, you will leave
3. You are in to sports
4. Sagittarians and Gemini, you never get old
5. You are impulsive
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Libra:

"You always have a boyfriend"

"Make up your mind!"
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Scorpio:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Aquarian rising:

-You seem so aloof!
-What gadget do you want for Xmas?
-You spend hrs online!!
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.
  1. Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
  2. Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
  3. Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
  4. Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
  5. Leo: You are egocentric and loud
  6. Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
  7. Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
  8. Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
  9. Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
  10. Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
  11. Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
  12. Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby
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Unread 12-17-2010, 03:34 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Leo sun-

1. Your hair is extra nice today.
2. You are such a social butterfly.
3. You have a knack for finding your reflection anywhere you go...
4. You attract creepy/weird people, and it doesn't bother you
5. (insert compliment on clothing, attitude, home cooked food, knowledge, good luck etc)
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Actually the attracting odd people is probly even more so due to the descendant being in Aquarius.

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Pisces Moon:

Fancy a drink?
What planet are you on?
Don't be such a softy!
It's ok honey, it's only a film!
Last orders at the bar, come on, time to go home...
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Actually the attracting odd people is probly even more so due to the descendant being in Aquarius.
I agree that attracting odd people is due to the descendant in Aquarius, but accepting them and not being bothered would be the Leo sun.
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I agree that attracting odd people is due to the descendant in Aquarius, but accepting them and not being bothered would be the Leo sun.
Perhaps........ but I also think the moon rising might also play a factor.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.
Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

sagi:

- where have you been?
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Unread 12-17-2010, 08:19 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?
She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.

EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"Don't be so moody."

"It's like trying to draw blood from a stone."

"What?"

"You're too quiet."

"You're a bit odd."

"What?" - did I mention 'what'?

"You're too pale."

"My, my, you simply can't be fed today!"


... "What?"
You didn't mention what sign you are/this is? Is this Pisces?
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
Hmm, I attract tons of weirdos and I prefer them too - no Aquarius at all in my chart really. I think that is my Scorpio Rising attracting all the crazies then.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For my sign, Virgo:

"Quit being so picky."

"Stop analyzing me."

"Don't worry so much."

"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO! )

"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!)

"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.
  1. Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
  2. Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
  3. Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
  4. Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
  5. Leo: You are egocentric and loud
  6. Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
  7. Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
  8. Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
  9. Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
  10. Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
  11. Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
  12. Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby
Have to laugh at the Gemini one, sorry.

So true, us Scorpios do not fear death.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.

EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)
Ok what about jupiter ruling planet of Pisces does it aspect uranus? Does venus aspect neptune?
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Hmm, I attract tons of weirdos and I prefer them too - no Aquarius at all in my chart really. I think that is my Scorpio Rising attracting all the crazies then.
I wonder if venus in square aspect to neptune plays a factor at all.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Im an aquarius sun.

A taurean I work with regularly says 'Your weird'!!! makes me laugh

Im not weird, odd or unique maybe................
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For my sign, Virgo:

"Quit being so picky."

"Stop analyzing me."

"Don't worry so much."

"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO! )

"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!)

"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)
My father is a Virgo and these are the exact same things that would be said to him, or he would say:

"You're doing things wrong; this is how you do it..."

My Mars conjunct Midheaven HATES that!
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