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Unread 06-13-2011, 06:35 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

"Virgo women are coldish and coldhearted"

No way, I am very considerate of others feelings. but I look cold perhaps.



"Virgos are organized"

My agenda is a disaster.



"Virgos are clean freaks"

Yes I am a clean freak.

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Everyone says to my Cancerian son;

"You couldnt last an hour without your mommy, could you??"

(he's attached to me 24/7, very fitting for my crabby boy)
That is weird i know several Cancers that are very independant. My brother is a Capricorn and he is total mama's boy.

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"Virgo women are coldish and coldhearted"

No way, I am very considerate of others feelings. but I look cold perhaps.



"Virgos are organized"

My agenda is a disaster.



"Virgos are clean freaks"

Yes I am a clean freak.

Yes, I am a Virgo too and I hate the "You are cold hearted" thing - nothing could be farther from the truth. Us Virgo are the servants of the zodiac which requiring a lot of giving and serving sometimes with nothing in return. Don't see how that is cold hearted. If anything makes me cold, it is my Scoprio Riisng.

I am actually relatively organized and a very good planner but not a completely total clean freak. I more like thing to be neat. I rarely dust.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For my Aquarius sun:

-You are so wacky
-you are so unpredictable, I never know whether your coming or going!
-you are interesting
-you are a rebel
-when will you settle down

For my Libra moon:

- stop sitting on the fence and make a descison for once in your life!
-stop saying it's not fair!!

For my Ascendant scorpio:

-if looks could kill!!
-You can be scary
-it's either black or white with you, there is no inbetween.


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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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That is weird i know several Cancers that are very independant. My brother is a Capricorn and he is total mama's boy.
Apparently some keep the influence hidden better than others.....
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Libra rising......... (triple "Air"):
"You think too much." (most popular)
"Stop analyzing everything."
"Your so stubborn."
"You should have been a psychiatrist."
"Everyone likes you."
"Your such a hippie."
"Everyone doesn't think like you."
"Your so laid back."
"Your smart."
"I don't think very many men could handle you." (seem to have heard this one alot recently ,lol)
"Your a free spirit."
"I couldn't do what you do." (Float position in my career, work in a different department everyday, do not know where I will work daily until I get to work.)
"Your house is a mess." (lol, true!)
'Your not boring."
'Your too intense."
This is fun! I have enjoyed everyone's posts!

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

"Go out to gather some sunlight you are so pale"

Mom: I've left half a kilo chocolate on the kitchen table. Where is it?
Me: I ate it
Mom: :surpr ised:

Ofk, these are Cancerish
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For Scorpio. . . .

Take a chill pill! Relax will ya?!!
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

Like this one, spot on!!!
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For Scorpio. . . .

Take a chill pill! Relax will ya?!!
Not really relevant to Scorpio. Suggestive more of restless nervous Gemini worry wort Virgo. Perhaps over dramatic Leo..
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"Go out to gather some sunlight you are so pale"

Mom: I've left half a kilo chocolate on the kitchen table. Where is it?
Me: I ate it
Mom: :surpr ised:

Ofk, these are Cancerish
THe first quote is Cancerian.

The chocolate bit is more the sweet tooth Taurus or Libra in the fourth of the home and domestic situation or Venus there....
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Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Libra rising......... (triple "Air"):
"You think too much." (most popular)
"Stop analyzing everything."
"Your so stubborn."
"You should have been a psychiatrist."
"Everyone likes you."
"Your such a hippie."
"Everyone doesn't think like you."
"Your so laid back."
"Your smart."
"I don't think very many men could handle you." (seem to have heard this one alot recently ,lol)
"Your a free spirit."
"I couldn't do what you do." (Float position in my career, work in a different department everyday, do not know where I will work daily until I get to work.)
"Your house is a mess." (lol, true!)
'Your not boring."
'Your too intense."
This is fun! I have enjoyed everyone's posts!

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Too intense doesnt belong with air. Nor does the psychiatrist bit or the stubbornness. Sounds like there is Scorpio or strong Pluto there but the other comments are spot on.....
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For my Aquarius sun:

-You are so wacky
-you are so unpredictable, I never know whether your coming or going!
-you are interesting
-you are a rebel
-when will you settle down

For my Libra moon:

- stop sitting on the fence and make a descison for once in your life!
-stop saying it's not fair!!

For my Ascendant scorpio:

-if looks could kill!!
-You can be scary
-it's either black or white with you, there is no inbetween.


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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

My Sun in Leo
You should be on the stage.
You are too proud!
Dont be so childish!

My Moon in Taurus
You have a green thumb.
Too much chocolate will put on weight.
Mum, you are too money conscious and tight.

My ascendant in Pisces
Got lost again.
Saw the fairies in the garden.
Going for a swim.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Things said to me personally. I'm an Aries.

"It's only a game!"
"Do you have to argue about EVERYTHING."
Aries always want to win, no matter what.

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

hey Claire!
Hmmm.....Aquarius/fixed,Gemini/analyzer,Libra/balance,harmony...so maybe stubborn,intense/psychiatrist....might fit?
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hey Claire!
Hmmm.....Aquarius/fixed,Gemini/analyzer,Libra/balance,harmony...so maybe stubborn,intense/psychiatrist....might fit?
Analyzer is more of a Virgo thing than a Gemini thing - they handle the Mercury energy in different ways.

You have the Pluto/Uranus in Virgo combo though so you are part of a generation born that has the capacity to change things in the world. So hippie. yes, definately.

I have Pluto in Virgo/Uranus in Libra so I can relate to this - I am total hippie type.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Hi Queenfluff !
TY!
Hippie's rock !
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Apparently some keep the influence hidden better than others.....
Yes I know two cancers who are quite independent both are aries rising, one with mars in gemini in the 3rd house and the other with mercury and venus in gemini in the 3rd (he loves to travel and meet people). Even the more independent cancers have a need to have someone nurture/love and even mother them.
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Analyzer is more of a Virgo thing than a Gemini thing - they handle the Mercury energy in different ways.

You have the Pluto/Uranus in Virgo combo though so you are part of a generation born that has the capacity to change things in the world. So hippie. yes, definately.

I have Pluto in Virgo/Uranus in Libra so I can relate to this - I am total hippie type.
I agree about virgo being an analyzer but the reason why this person is such an analyzer is due to being air dominate. I should know as this is what I am.

I have the rising and sun in Aquarius along with mercury and I have moon in libra along with saturn and mars, BOY DO I ANALYZE. Do you have any more planets in air Star?

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"Virgo women are coldish and coldhearted"

No way, I am very considerate of others feelings. but I look cold perhaps.



"Virgos are organized"

My agenda is a disaster.



"Virgos are clean freaks"

Yes I am a clean freak.
They were talking about the negative manifestation of virgo energy they weren't saying every virgo is cold hearted as being caring is quite the virgo trait for those who lean on the more positive side of the signs influence in fact a more negative side of this more positive virgo trait is being too involved.
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I agree about virgo being an analyzer but the reason why this person is such an analyzer is due to being air dominate. I should know as this is what I am.

I have the rising and sun in Aquarius along with mercury and I have moon in libra along with saturn and mars, BOY DO I ANALYZE. Do you have any more planets in air Star?
It's probably your Moon in Libra too. You know how Libra is always indecisive? Being indecisive can cause one to be an analyzer by default. I have three planets in Libra - Mercury, Jupiter and Uranus but the Mercury in Libra definately is one of those placements that says. "Oh, this is really great on the menu but if you get THIS, it is cheaper. But ON THE OTHER HAND, you could get this and this and you would get two for the price of one. OR, you could get..."

"On the other hand" is a famous Libra type of phrase.
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Sun in Capricorn:


Rising Virgo:

Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax!
WOW, you're bed is so neat! *proceeds to sit on it* ... me
You're still working on that?? No, it looks really good! No I can't see it. Where? Oh come on, nobodys going to notice. Alright, nobody except you.
Just scrape the mold off, it'll be ok.
GO. TO. SLEEP. *is pried away from computer/books*
I am a Virgo Sun and this is SO hit home. Especially recently - the other day I had to take a digital picture of myself to submit for something - I took 200 digital shots of my face and I hate every single one! Why? Because I could point out a zillion teeny-weeny flaws that I am pretty sure people would see in every one of them. I ended up settlling one one finally but I still hate it. hahaha! Boy, did my inner critical Virgo come out than! I am definately my own worst critic.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Sun in Scorpio:

"Don't be so evil"
"Why are you staring at me so?"
"You understand everything huh "
"How do you know everything about me? "
"You're so cruel"
"You stubborn!"

I am a Tomboy (says my mom always)

Moon in Sagittarius:

"You're the funniest girl I ever met/ I know! "
"You're crazier than me "
"How can you be so optimistic?!"

Leo Ascendant:

"Please don't touch/comb you're hair anymore!! -.-"
"You hair is beautiful enough"
"Laugh lauder when you want -.-"
"This guy should have such energy like you!"
"Where do you got this energy?"
"Why are you so dramatic?"
"I would save a little bit money :/"
"You sit/walk so straight " -.-
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Throughout my childhood there were a couple of phrases repeated to me quite often... that's not to say that they ever discouraged me, though.

Mom: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

Dad: "Don't be such a smartass." Or... "I'm gonna beat you with a stick." lololol

Obviously these are both to my Sun in Capricorn.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Cancer Sun:

Would someone PLEASE listen to me?!!?

Capricorn Moon (as said to my Cancer Sun):

No.

Capricorn Rising (same as my Moon):

No.

(I am all three, so yes, I'm saying this myself.)

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