Its like when I was selling my house. You need to do a ritual which is essentially a Roman Catholic one where you bury a statue of St Joseph holding the Baby Jesus upside down in your yard and recite a very strongly worded prayer over it several times a day. As a Quaker, I thought this was blasphemous and just put the statute upright in my tree and made up a nice good Quaker prayer. My brother in law who is a Catholic asked me if anything was happening and I said no. He said that if you don't do it in the correct way then you might accidentally sell the house across the street. So I did it the "correct way" and started getting offers within 18 hours after having no action for almost three months.
If they say you need a virgin, then you need a virgin---whether you like it or not.
Ah, Friend, you never mentioned before that you are of the fold too!
Here I had thought you were Mainichean.
But you're being led astray here, my Friend, in the ways of those read the grimoires. You need to obtain some ashtarts, the "Holely cakes" and then bury them on the property you wish to reap financial gain from.
These can only be obtained from one that still makes them according to the 'Original Recipe' and that 'One' is none other than a ''Winchell's Doughnuts"...but they are only effctive for such magic as you wish to conjure if they go 'missing'. [By that I mean to say you must take them without the maker of the cakes knowledge at the time, as the choice of cakes must be made by the one who is to perform the offering and this is not to be taken as advicel to commit an act of theivery, you can leave the appropriate amount of compensation in their place, and it is encourged that you do so.]
As Winchells will invariably make it known to the local constabulary that there are doughnuts missing from that days display in their case, this knowledge in turn will find its way to the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Thus, you bury these ashtarts, these Holely cakes somewhere's on that property, some on the grounds, some within the walls, or under the floorboards of any structures on the property. Once you have buried all these missing doughnuts you then call the DHS and report that you witnessed WMD'S [Whinchell's missing doughnuts] being buried, or hidden, on your property by people acting furtively and dressed in robes and wearing turbans.
Once the gov't has sent in personnel to thoroughly demolish the structures and torn up all the landscape in the attempt to find and seize those WMD's you can then sue for reconstruction and the US Gov't is well known to spend millions, or even billions, of dollars to reconstruct the areas that whereupon searches for WMD's have occurred...on the average you should be able to reap in two to three times the actual value of that land you were going to sell...and, as you will now have gained far more money than had you actually sold that poroperty there will be no further need to sell it...unless you just want to also be rid of it. If that be the situation, then it is a good idea to donate it and get the huge tax break that goes with such a donation.