Let's play "Marry, Shag, or Kill"

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sadge

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Okay, all. It's time for some fun. You know how the game works. Using the sun signs of the zodiac, tell us which ones you would 1) marry, 2) shag, and 3) kill.

Fun times ahead.

(And if you're the type to take this personally and get offended about possibly getting shagged or killed, then you should probably stay out of this thread.)
 
conspiracy theorist

conspiracy theorist

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1. Sagittarius
2. Sagittarius
3. Sagittarius
4. Sagittarius
5. Sagittarius
6. Sagittarius

I've been thinking about it and I'm going to add some more Sagittarius to the list.
 
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sadge

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conspiracy theorist said:
1. Sagittarius
2. Sagittarius
3. Sagittarius
4. Sagittarius
5. Sagittarius
6. Sagittarius

I've been thinking about it and I'm going to add some more Sagittarius to the list.
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CT just informed us that he plans to marry all of the saggies out there, shag all of them, and then kill them.

Hmmmm......

(Which of the remaining signs could serve as his psychiatrist?)
 
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CancerEvolve

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Scorpio. kill, definitely Shag and Marry.
Sag. Shag... maybe marry if they meet my midheaven needs.. uhuh :whistling:
Virgo. Shag, marry??
Taurus, Kill, Marry and shag.
Cancer, shag... maybe marry.. hmm marrying myself.. strange.
Leo, Shag, Marry.
Aries, Kill Shag... potentially Marry
Aquarius. Shag, Marry.
Pisces. Probably Marry then shag.. might be too sensitive to my bullish ways at first.
Capricorn. Shag, marry.
Gemini. Shag.
Libra, Shag, Marry (females are all nice.. and gorgeous...)
 
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sadge

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CancerEvolve said:
Scorpio. kill, definitely Shag and Marry.
Sag. Shag... maybe marry if they meet my midheaven needs.. uhuh :whistling:
Virgo. Shag, marry??
Taurus, Kill, Marry and shag.
Cancer, shag... maybe marry.. hmm marrying myself.. strange.
Leo, Shag, Marry.
Aries, Kill Shag... potentially Marry
Aquarius. Shag, Marry.
Pisces. Probably Marry then shag.. might be too sensitive to my bullish ways at first.
Capricorn. Shag, marry.
Gemini. Shag.
Libra, Shag, Marry (females are all nice.. and gorgeous...)
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LOL....laughing so hard right now.

So, lemme get this straight....you're willing to shag anything as long as it's got a sun sign?
 
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CancerEvolve

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Thing is i have come to notice it don't seem to matter what sign she is, she has to have the core ingredients.

Some have it, some don't.

Sex with me will lead to me wanting you in the first place, it's no FWB rubbish.
 
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CancerEvolve

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Chrysalis said:
Marry = Cancer
Shag = Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio.
Kill = Myself
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Chrysalis

Chrysalis

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Just to add:....

Shag = Cancer (very loving and affectionate..not wham bam thankyou mam)
Marry = cancer (a very secure and loving sign)
Kill = The cancer crab "SHELL", this sign Neeeedddsss to come out of there shell more, and to not be so insecure and hibernated in there own sign, stop backtracking and walking sideways and be more upfront and confident, don't hide away in your shell, keep moving forwards not sideways, be more confident, be more out of your **** shell in real life. Pop over to aries and rub a little mars energy on you....but just not too much lol.

I really love cancer signs btw they are a great match for me being a virgo, just the shell business that gets in the way.:whistling:
 
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