Just kidding, I really don’t care, but Virgo does so, New Thread? Anyway, this is an introduction, I’m Andrea, and how I got I to Astrology goes like this: Aquarius ASC, SO—co-ruler of ASC, Uranus 9th/26° Libra, no Ptolemaic Aspects, gets a twice in the lifetime ‘drive by’ Progression from the Ruler of my lights & Venus, his/her BFF, Mercury, natally in 8 at 13°08’ Libra, nearish Pluto & wide square the OTHER ruler of my ASC, Saturn at 16° Cancer in Virgo’s House-SIX. (A triple Virgo with a MOON-ruler SATURN placed in 6 is good for balancing the obsessive tendencies of the gang in 8 🙃) ANYWAY, Uranus is LONELY! He/she likes a CROWD of nobodys in particular and the lack of Aspects maybe, or his affinity to the Green-WingED One, also around the time of this tawdry Progressed Conjunction of oddness, TRANSIT Uranus is grinding the Aries Point (GOD I LOVED URANUS AND NEPTUNE IN MUTUAL RECEPTION!!! Want!) & therefore OPPOSITION my natal Mars at 1° Libra in 8.
That series of 7 Exacts turned me completely inside out. This was very much uncomfortable & unwanted. However, Ur/Pl is not ALL to blame as I have discovered. But they blew some **** up. Can I say that? Mercury Conjunct Pluto in 8. Forgive me. But I have been told that when I curse it sounds like Ava Maria and was paid for saying he F-word while working at a bar in Times Square. I mean, I was gonna say it for free, but I took the cash cause that’s just entertainment.
Also, homeless people in Times Square regularly gave me money. I took it cause I needed it since I gave my cash to the Concierge at the hotel cause she needed it. So when the homeless dudes offered to pool their change for my cab ride home after 2AM cause the didn’t want me on the Subway late I accepted like a rescued damsel. I tell this story cause it is, I believe the epitome of my Jupiter Rx in the 2nd at 12 Pisces. Aquarius ASC helps too.
Ok, back to me and Uranus entering Aries and MY 3rd House LIGHTING MY TIDY *** ON FIRE.
You’d think Uranus would be more noticeable in effect in the 2nd EVEN IF Pisces, like, what kind of damage can it really do in 3rd?? Actually Uranus Transit THREE sounds FUN! I like to live in the edge, I drive a Volvo. Bring it, Herschel. (Upon ingress I knew none of this was going on. I didn’t even know my moon sign.) Uranus in Aries into 3rd will take your life away as you know it. (Mars 1 Libra, 8 would have been the one to shake down had I known) So I was in LA during one of those squares after living there 8 years. Accidents. Galore. 15 years of perfect driving history, I hit no one and no one hit me. Things don’t just change that abruptly and worsen in spite of your Virgo “crisis mode” BEST. Virgo X 3 is NOT that reckless. Even if Herschel does rule the ASC. How I operated no longer worked. Careful didn’t matter. Everything had changed and I had no way to explain it but I had physical evidence that it was true. And Moon in Virgo must tidy the mess. It must correctly name and categorize any threat. And the universe seemed a threat. I felt in danger for the first time EVER. And it was projected onto NO PERSON. It was just me and the world around me and me saying “WTAF? Please, explain. Should I just throw it in cause it feels like this place does not want me and negotiating is not allowed.” I didn’t know how to proceed. Or move. Or be. I forgot how to think. And the events. I may still have PTSD.
So my Moon found a way to order the perceived threats to soothe itself and Uranus and Mercury Transit & Progression helped it make sense OR I THINK I make it make sense—AND either is fine with me because I get answers often, within a few days. By myself, I am less afraid and more in awe. I feel so minute and small and yet far less lost than I felt for years. I still do not see a future but I know there is one because I have rough map of the weather that is intimate and alien all at the same time. If I miss my sister who died when the “3rd house Thing” happened I look at her chart and my jaw drops. Because we are connected to the god damned sky and call it “impossible”. It’s only impossible until it tells you truth for on your sister’s Moon & Nodes the then you’re own daughters Fortuna conjuncts that Sagittarius Moon of your suddenly gone sister. Clearly Uranus transits my Mars ruled 3rd (but not for long now).
If anyone actually read that I will fly to your residence and wash your car.
Haha
That series of 7 Exacts turned me completely inside out. This was very much uncomfortable & unwanted. However, Ur/Pl is not ALL to blame as I have discovered. But they blew some **** up. Can I say that? Mercury Conjunct Pluto in 8. Forgive me. But I have been told that when I curse it sounds like Ava Maria and was paid for saying he F-word while working at a bar in Times Square. I mean, I was gonna say it for free, but I took the cash cause that’s just entertainment.
Also, homeless people in Times Square regularly gave me money. I took it cause I needed it since I gave my cash to the Concierge at the hotel cause she needed it. So when the homeless dudes offered to pool their change for my cab ride home after 2AM cause the didn’t want me on the Subway late I accepted like a rescued damsel. I tell this story cause it is, I believe the epitome of my Jupiter Rx in the 2nd at 12 Pisces. Aquarius ASC helps too.
Ok, back to me and Uranus entering Aries and MY 3rd House LIGHTING MY TIDY *** ON FIRE.
You’d think Uranus would be more noticeable in effect in the 2nd EVEN IF Pisces, like, what kind of damage can it really do in 3rd?? Actually Uranus Transit THREE sounds FUN! I like to live in the edge, I drive a Volvo. Bring it, Herschel. (Upon ingress I knew none of this was going on. I didn’t even know my moon sign.) Uranus in Aries into 3rd will take your life away as you know it. (Mars 1 Libra, 8 would have been the one to shake down had I known) So I was in LA during one of those squares after living there 8 years. Accidents. Galore. 15 years of perfect driving history, I hit no one and no one hit me. Things don’t just change that abruptly and worsen in spite of your Virgo “crisis mode” BEST. Virgo X 3 is NOT that reckless. Even if Herschel does rule the ASC. How I operated no longer worked. Careful didn’t matter. Everything had changed and I had no way to explain it but I had physical evidence that it was true. And Moon in Virgo must tidy the mess. It must correctly name and categorize any threat. And the universe seemed a threat. I felt in danger for the first time EVER. And it was projected onto NO PERSON. It was just me and the world around me and me saying “WTAF? Please, explain. Should I just throw it in cause it feels like this place does not want me and negotiating is not allowed.” I didn’t know how to proceed. Or move. Or be. I forgot how to think. And the events. I may still have PTSD.
So my Moon found a way to order the perceived threats to soothe itself and Uranus and Mercury Transit & Progression helped it make sense OR I THINK I make it make sense—AND either is fine with me because I get answers often, within a few days. By myself, I am less afraid and more in awe. I feel so minute and small and yet far less lost than I felt for years. I still do not see a future but I know there is one because I have rough map of the weather that is intimate and alien all at the same time. If I miss my sister who died when the “3rd house Thing” happened I look at her chart and my jaw drops. Because we are connected to the god damned sky and call it “impossible”. It’s only impossible until it tells you truth for on your sister’s Moon & Nodes the then you’re own daughters Fortuna conjuncts that Sagittarius Moon of your suddenly gone sister. Clearly Uranus transits my Mars ruled 3rd (but not for long now).
If anyone actually read that I will fly to your residence and wash your car.
Haha
