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Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

I'm a Pisces moon, in the 7th. I think my bumbersticker should read:

"I'd rather be having sex."

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh.

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

ha being a pisces i can appreciate that for sure i have sun venus and mercury in the 12 pisces
but i have a aquarius moon so i am not sure what that bumper sticker would say
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

Capricorn Moon:


"Work now. Work later."


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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

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Capricorn Moon:


"Work now. Work later."


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LOL! That would be prefect for my mom, who is a Gem Sun-Cap moon, a quintessential busy-body.
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

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ha being a pisces i can appreciate that for sure i have sun venus and mercury in the 12 pisces
but i have a aquarius moon so i am not sure what that bumper sticker would say

"Keeping it kinky" ??? LOL. MY Mars is Aqua.
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Aquarian moon...

"how was it?"

"i've had better.."

"where?"

"up here" ----points to brain----




As a Gem Sun cj. Eros, I can definitely relate. I write erotica as a hobby, and I hate to say, I've had better sex in my head than in the bed! When hey, say John Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night."
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

Capricorn moon in 3rd house

"Go back in your box and think"
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

catastrophe that was great.

capricorn moon in the first house, conjunct mars:

self= mCsquared.

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Scorpio Moon, 3rd House. Hmmm... just off the top of my head...

"Tailgate me so I can yell at you"

"One-handed driver"

"I brake for no one"
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I like dessert before dinner. - Taurus Moon
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Cancer Moon

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

congratulations mere mortal you've just experienced the best there is (leo moon)
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

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Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh.
Hahaha!! Piscean Moon here, erm....

On the 2nd/3rd cusp conjunct Psyche, trine Uranus, square Neptune .

I love everyone, (well thats my Aqua Venus too) welcome to my fantasy world!

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"I'm more important. Deal with it."

"There can be only one king of the road."

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

"Yields at all stop signs."

Capricorn Moon conjunct Mars.
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

I'll try to think of better ones, but for now:

Aries Moon:

If You Can Read This, You're Driving Too Slowly
Outta My Way!
I Brake for No One
Life is a Race, and I Intend to Finish First

Taurus Moon: Savor the Taste. Savor Life.

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

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"Yields at all stop signs."

Capricorn Moon conjunct Mars.
LOL, mod. Should add "Runs all red lights." for that Mars.
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

Virgo moon-

A picture of two ladies on the sofa...one is crying

Sally says

"There there Harriett dont cry, you will make a mess"

Then Sally is shown handing Harriett a vacuum cleaner from a kleenex box.

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

I just thought of another appropriate bumper sticker for my Moon sign: Live Life in the Fast Lane!

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

"Cant see you at the moment...busy looking at myself in the mirror"

Leo Moon and thats a leo smile for ya!
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

..."dare to come down here....and I will show you power and pressure".....
I just feel it that way....

...Scorpio Moon conjunct Pluto........
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

These are all really funny
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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

autumn

This is from a Beatles Song: "(Baby You Can) Drive My Car"

Leo Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... yes I'm gonna be a star..."

Capricorn Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... and maybe I'll love you..."

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Re: Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

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Virgo moon-

A picture of two ladies on the sofa...one is crying

Sally says

"There there Harriett dont cry, you will make a mess"

Then Sally is shown handing Harriett a vacuum cleaner from a kleenex box.


I could see this being one of those old-school cartoon magnets, like this:

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