Alyssa Sharpe?
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Or they made an account on here and are watching us.
They'll just be added to the list alongside the feds, cia, illuminati, demolay, aliens and our friends from the astral plain.
Linda lurkers, I send my regards.
AppLeo
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LOL I'm dying of laughter
Blaze
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Well. You, oddity and myself are all in each of those expect the Linda service. So it seems our true enemy is the Linda lurks. Must be them deleting posts and being dummying down astrology.
Blaze
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Plz don't leave the forums. We need more people who like laughing.
AppLeo
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Are you kidding? I won't leave; this is an amazing forum.
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Foiled by snowflakes? Perish the thought. They're more interesting in what Jim is eating for dinner than destroying AW.
Blaze
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What if Jim is eating post on this forum?
WHAT IF Jim is actually a self-aware AI and has come to destroy our strange little forum?! And it's like, eating away posts forcing us into small astrology pockets of dummying down?!
This sounds like a job for......some red white and blue at HQ.
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What if Jim is eating post on this forum?
WHAT IF Jim is actually a self-aware AI and has come to destroy our strange little forum?! And it's like, eating away posts forcing us into small astrology pockets of dummying down?!
This sounds like a job for......some red white and blue at HQ.
Jim is such a craven b*stard isn't he?
Red, white and blue at the HQ sounds exquisite. We need to bring some apple pie and have the bald eagle say grace.
Oh Jim, you're not invited. Go call your girl so she can stop abusing horary charts.
Blaze
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Bring the bald eagle and some cracker jacks.
Oh and don't forget to wear your sun-glasses. They protect you from the mind altering gamma waves we use on the local populace.
And kindly escort Jim's girl to a cell. Thanks.
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Good call on the sun glasses and cracker jacks. I'm going to carry along my tin foil hat if you don't mind, I was told by a little emperor penguin that it will improve my sex life.
Jim better watch because I'm coming for his girl. Watch out for a "does he like me" question in the horary section.
Blaze
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Tin foil hats are great for stopping them Aliens form getting to ya. Forgot mine in Jim's house though. Could ya pick it up?
I'll answer that horary question right now- YES. Venus is hawt atm. So yes, yes and yes.
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Hmm, yes you say? I'm sorry HQ but I'm calling in sick for the next 48 hours.
I'll be sure to pick up your tin foil hat when I pay her a visit. Brandy's got nothing on this girl's mileage.
Blaze
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So you left Brandy for this other chick? Tsk, tsk. An old Dinosaur-secret agent like yourself sure does get around.
When you gonna settle down, man? Ask Alyssa Sharpe for some love advice.
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I'd probably find Alyssa Sharpe with a membership over at lalaland m8. But its cool, because they know everything about love and relationships and movie stars and stuff.
I've been meaning to ask, how is their asteroid love report? Is Jim's girl (I don't know her name) the one?
Blaze
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Jim's girl is the one, m8. Her love asteroid is conjunct your love/soulmate/forevercuddle asteroid!
And it's in the 7th house!
When's the wedding?!?!?!?!!?
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The moment I cinch the deal, I'm planning on getting hitched.
Then, Jim will be a distant memory in her mind and Brandy in mine.
Blaze
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The moment I cinch the deal, I'm planning on getting hitched.
Then, Jim will be a distant memory in her mind and Brandy in mine.
Brandy was driving by your house real slow though. I saw her from our satellite.
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If she wanted me all to herself, she wouldn't have sold her bicycle parts to every tom, dick and harry in the western hemisphere. hmph
