david starling
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I’m just sore from getting bumped around, and my chest is sore cuz my seatbelt like dug into my chest because I would’ve flown out of my car if I wasn’t wearing it.
How'd you get home?
I’m just sore from getting bumped around, and my chest is sore cuz my seatbelt like dug into my chest because I would’ve flown out of my car if I wasn’t wearing it.
How'd you get home?
My parents took me back to their house
I’m just sore from getting bumped around, and my chest is sore cuz my seatbelt like dug into my chest because I would’ve flown out of my car if I wasn’t wearing it.
Is your car repairable, and covered by insurance?
Mm, that's good. Mars isn't your buddy, so the transit Mars opposing yours, plus the trine to your Moon (the physical body), tried to rough you up a bit. Thankfully (maybe), Cap Mars doesn't dislike Virgo, though Cap itself dislikes Moon.
Don't go dying on us, Appy.
On the flip-side, you can now lose all that McDonalds weight by riding bike. Lucky!
Where's your Moon?
Pisces Suns respond most to the Moon's sign and how the Moon is Aspected.
No McDonalds? Impossibru. Who are you and what have you done with fappy?
McDonald’s makes me sick
And when I started getting chick-fil-a instead, things were so much better
And thankfully I didn’t get any serious injuries; I got lucky
It's supposed to give us heart attacks, so that makes sense.
Chick-fil-a is nice, but the whole Sunday closing thing is annoying. Sundays are the best day for some chicken of the non-Popeyes variety.
Did Hillbillies attack the dead Moose on the road? Dem's good eatin for sum one, yep yep.
You can blame religion for it being closed on sundays.
And loool
The moose was all bloody and guts everywhere. Apparently, a giant semi truck hit the moose first and then I came right after and hit the moose after it was hit. And few other cars crashed too. It was a crazy accident
You can blame religion for it being closed on sundays.
Shi't. Least you're still around, I'm glad.
You're gonna need to install some big as's cannon on your next car. You know, get rid of pesky problems, like a dead Moose on the road or that annoying driver who keeps cutting you off.
It's all legal cuz Murica, f yeah.
You can blame religion for Sundays and Christmas, but you can't blame God, as anyone who has read the Bible, knows that he commanded rests only for Saturdays and seven particular days in a lunar-agricultural calendar.
Ahaha
I gotta get a truck and jack it all up with big wheels and other crazy additions
I can blame god for anything because he’s the reason why anything happens
I can blame him for creating me, the moose the car crash, and him saving me cuz he’s that powerful and that involved in everyone’s life
Also, Christmas is a secular and materialistic holiday. The Christians fought against it. So git rekt