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ARIES: Hellooooo, anyone here!!!??? Of course I'm the first one to start the conversation!!
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Leo:
So is this about me? 'Cause if it's not it's not going to be a very interesting conversation. I probably won't be reading the rest of these posts if that's the case. I mean seriously everyone loves me right? I mean how can you not love me? You all should just talk about me and forget the rest of the signs because seriously Leos are the best signs. AM I RITE?
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Pisces: I don't know what we should talk about. I can't make up my mind. WHAT DO WE DO!? D:
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Libra: Leo, we have to be fair and talk about everyone! HOWEVER, my date last night went amazingly, he was sooo cute. So let's talk about our love lives! <3
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Capricorn: Let's have a shrewd, ruthless and serious discussion on our upwardly mobile and ambitious lives! lol

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Re: Have A Conversation As A Stereotypical Zodiac Sign Person

(It is very likely that this will turn into Stereotypical Zodiac Zombie Survival or something random like that if we go long enough.)

Aquarius: Hey friends! Everything is absolutely groovy! I've been doing Peace Corps. work recently. Let's talk about the future! *Doing technical stuff on latest Apple product and then runs into wall, drops car keys and wallet, and doesn't realize*

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Gemini:
Let's talk about whatever comes to mind! Hey, did u know that 20% of the worlds oxygen comes from the Amazon Rain forest? U didn't know that? U don't believe me? Then let's go look it up and see who's right! Which reminds me while I'm on the computer,I need to check my email! Someone mightve posted a new story on this website! Oh, its a writing kind of website, I LOVE to write, do u? I'm so creative, everyone is! I've been writing stories since I was in 3rd grade! Which reminds me of ANOTHER story on how I found out there was this cat was sneaking in and out of my house and got my cat pregnant! Its a llooonnnggg story, so get comfortable!.... XD
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Libra: "I found these two buttoned shirts that look awesome. The red shirt combines well with my dark blue jeans and the green shirt combines excelently with my dress black pants. The red shirt looks so informal and the green shirt is not my favorite color. I think I should think a while bit more to make a decision about what should I buy".
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Sag and Pisces:
(backstory) Sag - shows up unnannounced at Pisces' friend's door at 10:45 on a Tuesday night.

pisces ~ is everything all right?
sag ~ yeah, i just need to use your bathroom.
pisces ~ okay
sag ~ hey, you want to go to a midnight poetry reading?
pisces ~ when? tonite?
sag ~ yes tonite! it's in Santa Barbara, though
pisces ~ two hours away?
yeah! we can catch the last bit.
pisces ~ well, i don't ....
sag ~ you don't what? don't want to have a good time?
pisces ~ it's just that i have to work at 7am.
sag ~ so what?!?! are you going to let work stand in way of your life?
pisces ~ okay, i'll go, but i want to leave right after.
sag ~ right after?!?! are you kidding me?! we'll go to the afterparty rave in Oxnard. It's on our way back.
pisces ~ afterparty? will they have something to drink?
sag ~ if not, we can go get it at a 711.
pisces ~ this is sounding like an all nighter. i don't know.
sag ~ you don't know what?!?! have you forgotten how to live?!
pisces ~ uggh. okay. let me change.
sag ~ we don't have time for that! grab your keys, you're driving. i drank earlier.
pisces ~ (sigh) okaaaay....
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Aquarius: I'm the Human encyclopedia of knowledge...or the "Get-to-know the area Jerk". You may want to see how cool while I'm a total nerd! Ask me stuff or where things are in town. I will give you the right answer.
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Re: Have A Conversation As A Stereotypical Zodiac Sign Person

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Leo:
So is this about me? 'Cause if it's not it's not going to be a very interesting conversation. I probably won't be reading the rest of these posts if that's the case. I mean seriously everyone loves me right? I mean how can you not love me? You all should just talk about me and forget the rest of the signs because seriously Leos are the best signs. AM I RITE?
Hilarious!!! Are your prancing around and swinging your thick mane of which you are soooo proud!!
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Pisces: I don't know what we should talk about. I can't make up my mind. WHAT DO WE DO!? D:
That is more Libra. Neptune in Libra maybe.
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(It is very likely that this will turn into Stereotypical Zodiac Zombie Survival or something random like that if we go long enough.)

Aquarius: Hey friends! Everything is absolutely groovy! I've been doing Peace Corps. work recently. Let's talk about the future! *Doing technical stuff on latest Apple product and then runs into wall, drops car keys and wallet, and doesn't realize*
Love it. Dropping carkeys and not realising is not Aquarian though.
Having a freak accident in that car and being hit by lightning, is.
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Libra: Leo, we have to be fair and talk about everyone! HOWEVER, my date last night went amazingly, he was sooo cute. So let's talk about our love lives! <3
Leo answers, yes I was the centre of attention at the party last night, had the guys lining up. Must have been the fab hair and the gold lame dress.
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Pisces: I never lost my mind, I gave it away. (stole it from a sig)
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Re: Have A Conversation As A Stereotypical Zodiac Sign Person

How has this thread not have many posts yet! I practically laughed at everything said here! People can be so creative when they want to be. C'mon people post some more good stuff, I want to laugh some more!

P.S. I am a Scorpio, yet I don't know what a Scorpio should say? Hm.....
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(It is very likely that this will turn into Stereotypical Zodiac Zombie Survival or something random like that if we go long enough.)

Aquarius: Hey friends! Everything is absolutely groovy! I've been doing Peace Corps. work recently. Let's talk about the future! *Doing technical stuff on latest Apple product and then runs into wall, drops car keys and wallet, and doesn't realize*

Aries: Um, helllllo! Earth to Aquarius! You dropped your keys and wallet!

(Oh, I want a zombie survival game! But if that's going to happen people need to actually hold down a conversation instead of just randomly posting comments. Let's make this flow, people!)
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sniper ~
eventually every humour thread turns into twosie~threesie chatter. some folks just need to editorialize humor. it's a compulsion.
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MaeMae, play with me! Respond! I really want to play zombie survival..
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i'm sorry R&R, i'm not much of a zombie enthusiast.
but, hey, if zombies have something astrologically/planetarily funny to say, i'm all ears!
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i'm sorry R&R, i'm not much of a zombie enthusiast.
but, hey, if zombies have something astrologically/planetarily funny to say, i'm all ears!

Oh, wait!!!

The Leo Red Queen sayz, "Off with their heads!"
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That's okay. Sorry, zombies.

How about a trip to an active volcano? You know, it's my birthday tomorrow; I think an imaginary adventure would be an awesome gift.
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Re: Have A Conversation As A Stereotypical Zodiac Sign Person

Aquarius (me): "Hey, I heard you like some of the astrology stuff."
You're able to know your sign and astrological data, Ianna?"
Leo (family friend's oldest daughter): "I was born on August 6 under a Leo sun and Aquarius moon, Pisces rising and under a total lunar eclipse."
Aquarius (me): "Ah yes, you can determine where your life is headed."
Leo (her): "I don't know if I can talk about it, then I like to share it."
Aquarius (me): "You want to, but you don't want to share personal stuff." "It's not the same as your love life, finances and comparably talking about politics or religion."
Leo (her): "I'm shy with friends, you know."
Aquarius (me): "Close friends know their ages, height, weight, marital status and family history...in fact, they (and you're not suppose to) never hold them up against something we feel ashamed of."
Leo (her): "oh, please don't start..."
Aquarius (me): "I'm not...honest to god."
Leo (her): "I have manners, sensitive information is not to be widely shared without my full consent."
Aquarius (me): "Yeah, but you want to share what with me? Your Life's direction based on the natal star chart. I'm confused."
Leo (her): "oh."
Aquarius (me): " You're not making sense."
Leo (her): "OK."
Aquarius (me): "On a full moon night. You were born in the early evening. I'm also a moon Aquarius, close to the Sun. I see Cancer rise on mine. "
Leo (her): "Yeah...The chart said the Sun on August 6 = 15 degrees Leo."
Aquarius (me): "My true node is 29 degrees Leo, but my prenatal and post natal full moons are Leo entering Virgo, two full moons on February 1 & 29 (or January 31 and March 1) in the year I was born, my date on a new moon supposedly indicate you and I have to be opposites and friends."
Leo (her): "ohmygosh I didn't know."
Aquarius (me): "I should relate well with your parents. Your mother and father are Pisceses, then I read by their birthdates: Mom born under a Gemini moon/Virgo rising, Dad under an Aquarius moon on the new moon. "
Leo (her): "Yeah? go on..."
Aquarius (me): "Then my Mom's birth chart finds a Moon in Aquarius going into Pisces, but she's a Sagittarius-Capricorn rising while the Taurus sun is very low nearing midnight, and her ex-husband (my Dad) is a late Sag. - going onto Cap. My Moon has Capricorn as a detriment while his ruling planets Jupiter and Neptune influences Pisces, my sun was nearing that."
Leo (her): "Tell me more, please."
Aquarius (me):"Taurus has a Moon as an exaltation, and lies in your Mom's Gemini. I heard your Dad's rising was Virgo as well. I think the Moon has a fall on Virgo. Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn are earth signs. Cancer, Pisces and Scorpio are water signs. All feminine: the one half of the zodiac".
Leo (her): "Finish up, you talk alot, what's the meaning of our lives?"
Aquarius (me): "and Mercury in my natal Pisces the 9th house, then my 4 planets in my 3rd-Virgo and Cancer rising, as opposed to your Mom has a Mercurian sign influence, I guess she's been there for me and my Mom in my life as a special ed. student, then a family friend and I guess I can be like your sister in that spiritual sense, based on what star charts said."
Leo (her): "Amazing!"..."Well thanks friend." (Michael D.)
Aquarius (me): "Your named for your Mom's other friend and the Lunar Goddess, D. Ianna. with a middle name that means Emerald green (the sign color of Cancer) and Irish for the Earth. More coincidences... or conspiracies? "

Notes I added in the edit: My Pluto in 17 degree Libra and my Uranus 25 deg. Scorpio.
My Dad's represented by 22 deg. Sag. where Neptune happens to appear.
Triple-trine them and you have myself with a male amity with her 2 sisters.
I calculated the birthdates and examined the sabian symbols = 16-19 Oct./16-19 Nov.
Something's really right, but "not right" about this: My birthday ahead of their father's by a week (Feb. 22 vs. Feb. 15) and his about another week before his wife's (Mar. 2nd) in the same year: they married on March 12th! 24 years ago. My Mom and I were there.
I know Mercury in 13 Pisces came to mean them, the day they married in relation with my Sun-Moon nearing Pisces birthdate.
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That's okay. Sorry, zombies.

How about a trip to an active volcano? You know, it's my birthday tomorrow; I think an imaginary adventure would be an awesome gift.
okay, seriously! i ain't squashin' you. i just want funny.
otherwise' it 's olive garden and no breadsticks.
mc donald's, no fries.
Came for what was advertised.
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