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Unread 03-13-2010, 12:45 AM
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

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SO FUNNY!

I'm assuming you are applying for the job on-line....
yes, I've tried to do it a few times, not so good at actually getting up though! And I'm still out of work...

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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

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.... you watch "The Simpsons" on telly and wonder what aspects in Lisa's chart make her so musical

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.... you go to a public gathering and try and guess stranger's ascendant or sun sign

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.... you can barely get through a day of work without wondering what's happening on the forum


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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You watch the global markets on telly and immediately interpret the 'gains' as trines ....

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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

.....You're in a weekly Production Meeting and find yourself mentally checking off similarities between the charts of your co-workers ...
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

... you carry around your notebook computer, with astrology programme installed, and analyse charts while out and about.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You don't even bother to look for your lost possession, you just erect a Horary Chart and then give the kids $5 to go and find it in the "upstairs bedroom, near the books" because you could spend your time more constructively looking at charts.

You choose your next service provider etc based on the time that you spoke / met them not on their credentials.

You find yourself silent at parties because no-one understands what you are talking about and you don't want to talk about anything else.

The list is long and gladly there is no cure because I don't want to be cured. I have never been happier in my life.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

you know you are hanging with an astro junkie, when he/she does not return your calls then claims that mercury was retrograding!
you know you are hanging with an astro junkie, when he/she lays on a bed and you are trying to get some hanky panky and your lover claims "ohhh moon is void you are not getting any"
you know you are hanging with an astro junkie, when he/she answers your "how are you?" with "i am sooo uranian today! how are planets treating you these days?"
you know you are hanging with an astro junkie, when your bf/gf writes and essay for english 101 about how astrology changed his/her life
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

Lol!!!!

..... when you tell your new employer that you have misplaced the contract - because you don't want to sign it while Mercury is retrograde.

Instead of starting a new job at 9am, you try and postpone the time to 11.15am as it's better chart placement, electional.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

....when the first thing you do when you get home after a really *nice* romantic date is check the start time of the date and see what Moon, Venus, Mars are doing.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You know you're an astrology junkie when you dump all your relationships because it's the year of the tiger. "Better luck in the year of the rabbit!" you tell them.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You know you're an astrology junkie when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do when you arrive home (after washing the blood from your face) is set up your chart to see the transits.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

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You know you're an astrology junkie when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do when you arrive home (after washing the blood from your face) is set up your chart to see the transits.

You know you're Tiger Woods when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do figure out how to explain your rendevous with men/women
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

astrologyweekly.com is set as your home page.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

When you have a romantic break up that was awfully traumatic, and the first thing that comes to mind is looking up the transits, creating an event chart, and looking at 'their' transits
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

... you wonder if people that are enraged have a lack of pluto balance : sex


... you wish you could meet a serial killer to see if hes got planets in his 12th house.


... find it easier to draw a birth chart of a potential partner rather than actually dating him/her

.... you double check at the hospital if your birth time is correct so that you could see a better potential in your chart

...you first check your daily transits before going out
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

you consider doing your own artistic take on all the sabian symbols.
you dedicate songs to planets in signs and aspects.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You watch someone familiar run their finger across the kitchen surface when they have finished using it - and just itch to guess whether they have Virgo rising, or another personal planet in Virgo.... Go and create the chart, and say "aaaaah, Moon conj Saturn in Virgo with Jup in Virgo conj MC", while quietly admiring your astro deductive abilitites.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

When u fall asleep and in ur dreams ur talking about astrology!!!
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

You're the bride at your wedding who purposefully arrives thirty-seven-and-a-half minutes late to the altar because it's better electional timing.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

I guess I'm not an astrology junkie.
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Re: You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

I'm wondering how doing some guy's laundry you met online is grounds for being an astrology junkie
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