I will replace my sign with Ophiuchus. I dont wanna be a fish anymore.
There. Now, the whole astrology stuff is messed up.
Every few years, some academicians come out with the amazing, startlingly revelation that the Tropical-signs and the constellations of the Zodiac are no longer aligned, and the news media has some fun with it, telling people they're not the Sun-signs they think they are. So there was this one young man, on his way somewhere important, high-energy and focused. The newsperson stopped him and asked him "his Sign", and when he proudly replied "Aries", he was informed that according to this "new, surprising study", he's actually Pisces. He thought for a moment, and then looked very upset, and said "Oh cr*p!"
Uh, what if there were no "i" in Ophiuchus?