America: A Country Run by Idiots

(Disclaimer: I didn't write this, I found it online somewhere several years ago. Copied it to a Word doc, uploaded it to my OneDrive account, forgot it was there. Tag a credit if you miraculously know the source, yeah?)

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government,you live in a country run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars ofdebt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.

9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid,subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.

10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you live in a country run by idiots.

11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

Betcha you can come up with more!

When you live in a country that has rejected the golden rule in favor of Satanism, you live in a country run by idiots.





Might be too hideous to be humorous. This a fact.

Well, if we're talking Satanism, astrology would be near the top of the list of Satanist propaganda, begging the question... why are you even posting here?

As a side-note, the idea that Freemasonry is a Satanic cult is utterly laughable. They're a Christian society, dude. All the symbolism they use is derivative of thousands of years of spiritual teachings. As to the "upside-down pentagram" (or "pentacle" as it's so often called by religious conspiracy theorists), the only time inversions occur in symbology is when we're talking polar opposites, that is to say Yin and Yang, male and female, "heaven" (that is to say sky, not any sort of extra dimension) and Earth, etc. Since absolute good and absolute evil don't exist in real life, God and Satan can only exist as archetypes to be aspired to, not as actual beings. After all, if Satan does something bad that has a positive effect, his intent may be evil but his actions are not. See?

"Pentacles" are one of many ways that religious "Satanists" have contrived to mock Judeo-Christian teachings, but it's no more a uniform symbol of Satan than the swastica is explicitly Nazi in meaning. It all boils down to perspective. And depending on your perspective, the "pentacle" comprised of several streets in Washington D.C. could be up-right or upside-down; it all depends on which direction you're facing. I mean, "North" isn't even technically "up" on the compass, it's just the direction we, as a culture, have agreed is up. So in reality, there's no reason to assume that a "pentacle" is even facing the "wrong" way.

Anywho, this is a humor section, not a let's-all-freak-out-over-religious-bullsh*t section. And this post was relatively funny until you toxified it with feigned religious comprehension... So, yeah, thanks for that. Christ, man, religion fouls everything up!

That initial post of yours was far too honest to be considered humor, but I get it- so fkg sad you HAVE to laugh. You're right.

Yes, religion is horrible.
Every last one of them.

Gee, I wish I lived in a country run by idiots.