Have you ever paid for an astrology report/forecast?

I was thinking about it, just to understand my chart better. Some of them are pretty expensive, and I would really like to get the value for my money.
So... does anybody have any recommendations?

It also depends on what you're looking for. Astrologers not only have different approaches to astrology, but they also live in different countries and have different backgrounds, so astrology readings tend to be quite DIFFERENT from one another.
If you're looking for THE ONE know it all astrologer, it might be difficult to find. But Mr or Ms Pretty Good astrologer can be more easily found.

I ordered one from CafeAstrology roughly 2-3 years ago. It wasn't anything I'd order again.