natasa812
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Woman searching for ideal husband:
A woman (not necessarily blonde, brunets and red hair have the same philosophy also…), goes to astrologer and tells her that she wants her to find the Mr. right in her chart.
Astrologer asked ``What exactly are we looking for``?
Well, this must be a very self confident person (an Aries one – thinks the astrologer), but also very sensitive (so, we have to look for some Pisces influence the astrologer thought) and good with kids because I want many kids (definitely a water sign – a Cancer maybe) but we have to communicate well because I believe that communication between two people is the most important thing (searching for Gemini than) but I also don’t want him to talk too much because men are suppose to work hard and to supply the family (well, astrologer thinking, Capricorn for stability and consecutiveness in work then) and also to provide to me some social life and amusement (a Sagittarius one would be nice) but not to spend to much (oh, the Virgo one). I also want passion (we have to find Scorpio influence), love (Libra?) and someone good looking I can proudly show to my friends (Leo influence definitely). I also want him conservative since I appreciate stability (Taurus?) and intelligent but also a little bit unpredictable because I easily get bored (astrologer switching to Aquarius since she has nowhere else to turn…)…
``Well, dear lady, if I ever find 12 signs in one ideal man, I’ll keep him for myself.``
A woman (not necessarily blonde, brunets and red hair have the same philosophy also…), goes to astrologer and tells her that she wants her to find the Mr. right in her chart.
Astrologer asked ``What exactly are we looking for``?
Well, this must be a very self confident person (an Aries one – thinks the astrologer), but also very sensitive (so, we have to look for some Pisces influence the astrologer thought) and good with kids because I want many kids (definitely a water sign – a Cancer maybe) but we have to communicate well because I believe that communication between two people is the most important thing (searching for Gemini than) but I also don’t want him to talk too much because men are suppose to work hard and to supply the family (well, astrologer thinking, Capricorn for stability and consecutiveness in work then) and also to provide to me some social life and amusement (a Sagittarius one would be nice) but not to spend to much (oh, the Virgo one). I also want passion (we have to find Scorpio influence), love (Libra?) and someone good looking I can proudly show to my friends (Leo influence definitely). I also want him conservative since I appreciate stability (Taurus?) and intelligent but also a little bit unpredictable because I easily get bored (astrologer switching to Aquarius since she has nowhere else to turn…)…
``Well, dear lady, if I ever find 12 signs in one ideal man, I’ll keep him for myself.``