12 signs - 12 doctors

natasa812

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Aries doctor: for a welcome: ``Take this new medicine that will make you immediately better``. Known in the city for his patients leaving his office quickly, so, people never have to wait to long. The only problem is if they talk too much, he gets angry and never lets them finish the sentence... Don’t expect a bill. To issue it, needs patience…

Taurus doctor: people love him for his healthy appetite and fresh approach to life. You can always hear nice music playing in his office. And the flowers… so live and green. Known in the city for his stability and persistency in therapy… When issuing a bill, it includes food, flowers, new CDs and the expenses for the romantic dinner with his spouse… At least, classical music will relax you and you can be sure that he will never put you on a diet…

Gemini doctor: Speaking on his self phone, signing prescriptions, arranging a symposium wit a colleague at the same time, fixing his hair in the mirror… telling the patient: ``you were saying…``? Making a computer diagnosis, using live camera and sending the analysis via live distance conference to a colleague in France. Known in the city for his success with women…And the bill will be analogical to the number of women…

Cancer doctor: for a welcome: ``I want to know how you feel… How do your family issues affect your health``? Known in the city for his gentle and sensitive approach. In his office, you’ll always find home made cookies… If not for his approach, people are coming for fresh sweets…When issuing a bill, he feels sorry that you have to pay… So, you probably want pay much. Depending on a problem, he will even cry with you.

Leo doctor: His first sentence for a welcome: ``I am the best expert in this area``. Known in the city for not listening much his patients… If you want his attention, just say ``I admire you``. He will proudly show you his collection of degrees he keeps on the wall. Even for a 2 day seminar he had in his high school…You will pay for all those seminars from the primary school until today since he is very proud that he got himself well educated…. And this has to be amortized…

Virgo doctor: for a welcome: ``When exactly did you feel the first symptom and how long did it last? Did you look at your watch? And please sit on another chair; I have the area around me disinfected``. Known in the city for demanding general examination even if a patient has only a… headache… Examines in detail. After 4 days, when you leave his office, at least you will know that there is nothing wrong with you. And of course, known for the very clean office. Always issuing a bill with the exact amount and even having a cash register. This doctor will put you on a strict diet. AND tell you PRECISELY what are you allowed to eat.

Libra doctor: making a diagnosis: ``This symptom could be from simple headache but also an eventual brain stroke symptom. Or a more serious brain damage or maybe you got cold these days…`` Known in the city for always asking a second opinion. When issuing a bill, he has to think about the ``second opinion`` expenses….

Scorpio doctor: Telling the patient: ``We have to exam deeply this problem since any simple symptom can be a cause for mortal disease. How is your sexual life?`` Known in the city for his sexual life. Also called ``mysterious`` for a mysterious reason that no one understands… but he will keep it that way… Issuing a bill… You can pay in cash but it will be preferred in natural goods… And you will feel even better after…

Sagittarius doctor: If you are lucky and he is not on a symposium in Switzerland, he will see you and than tell you: ``I don’t have much time at the moment; take this new drug, expensive indeed but anyway…Or, you can try positive thinking method… `` Known in the city for his absence and expensive examination. But people still go to him since his diagnosis is always kind of optimistic… Never can understand the difference: is he flirting, is the diagnosis so positive, or is his approach superficial…About the bill, well, Switzerland costs…

Capricorn doctor: well organized, stable, and serious. Known in the city for examining bones first. No one knows why. When he describes a diet, or a program, or a therapy, no one dares to disrespect it. Patients just follow his advices. Known also for his very slow examination. Best for the chronically based diseases… And the bill comes also chronically and in long term…

Aquarius doctor: to welcome you: ``I do not practice classical medicine. Just got degree from Advanced alternative medicine course. With this new method, your problem will disappear in a second``. Known in the city for his alternative medicine. Someone heard that he even gets his medical herbs from exotic places (the reason the Sagittarius colleague is traveling and the Switzerland is only an excuse since the Aquarius doctor asked the Sag. to keep the location secret). And those herbs make miracles happen…And they don’t even cost so much as the modern medicine drugs…Aquarius doctor will be popular for his miracle medicine only for a while because Sagittarius colleague will bluntly tell everyone the true location of miracle herbs and then other doctors will provide them too…

Pisces doctor: currently absent, make another appointment. Known in the city for his absence but when he is there, there is a philosophical approach to your problem. Always making a diagnosis by intuition. Needs no instruments. Issuing no bills.

Since you liked it, I had an inspiration tonight and I posted more...
And this is also written by me (Natasha)

* dedicated to my best friend Dr Cancer
 
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AutumnMoonfire

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Very cute!!

Specialties by sign... I'm going to need some help with these though.

Aries is a trauma surgeon because he's an adrenelin junkie. Loves life in the ER and all the worst trauma cases, Another possibility, a general surgeon and very quick to operate, there is little consideration of nonsurgical treatment plans.

Taurus is a family practitioner and is utterly unflappable. All his patients love her calm approach to every problem although those who are interested in alternative medicine may not like the dogged refusal to even consider vitamin therapy first.

Gemini? Hmmm This one I need help with.

Cancer is a pediatrician. Motherly and calming but occasionally too coddling.

Leo

Virgo is a specialist in internal medicine(US, adult general medicine) but has a very different approach than Taurus. Half his diabetic patients switch over to Dr. Taurus because Dr. Virgo is too picky about diet and blood sugar. It works out in the end because some of Dr. Taurus's patients, the ones who wanted to try vitamins and some of Dr. Aries' patients who were not ready to go under the knife all come to Dr. Virgo.

Libra is a plastic surgeon, presuming he could decide on a specialty in the first place.

Scorpio first decan (cancer) Became an OB-Gyn because of an interest in caring for others as well as the faciantion with sex and new life. Second decan (Scorpio) became a sex therapist. third decan (Pisces) became a psychiatrist, delving into the deepest secrets of others.

Saggitarius is a pediatrician because he loves kids, more to the point he's a kid in a man suit anyhow so he relates to kids and the adults bore him.The moment he finished residency he joined Doctors without Borders because he digs moving around a lot. helping kids in underserved areas traveling and having philosophical discussions with everone he meets.

Capricorn
became a radiologist. mimimal patient involvement and enough knowledge of other specialties to eventually become physician in charge.

Aquarius became a pharmacist, he was more facinated with the possibility of inventing new drugs than with the prospect of actually dealing with patients.

Pisces became an anesthesiologist both because she's so sympathetic she hates the idea of anyone hurting and because the sleeping surgical patients don't care that she's spaced out thinking about the night she just spent with Dr. Scorpio.

Feel free to put your two cents into my meme...
 
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natasa812

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I think Leo would be president of the Hospital board, lecturing like a guest star.
Thinking of Gemini...
I`ll post later

Just came to me about Libra: she is a doctor specialized in medical jurisprudence...But if she is already a holder of a Plastic surgery degree, I don`t want to imagine the result with Libra not being able to decide...This is VERY BLACK humor...:rolleyes: :eek:

Gemini should work as a Diagnostic doctor - not involving himself deeply in any problem - or a Hospital adviser...
 
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Lissa

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Pisces became an anesthesiologist both because she's so sympathetic she hates the idea of anyone hurting and because the sleeping surgical patients don't care that she's spaced out thinking about the night she just spent with Dr. Scorpio.

Well that would be me...:D
And as my Aries Moon/Mercury/Venus would be always in such a hurry the patients would die from getting the wrong anesthesia...
But Dr.Scorpio gets the blame for making me daydream in the OR!:cool:
 

AutumnMoonfire

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Lissa said:
Well that would be me...:D
And as my Aries Moon/Mercury/Venus would be always in such a hurry the patients would die from getting the wrong anesthesia...
But Dr.Scorpio gets the blame for making me daydream in the OR!:cool:

:38:Mwahahaha! you and a large proportion of the nursing staff...they're all either flirting with or scared of him.

As fair minded as Libra is I doubt the world of medical malpractice would hold much appeal. Unless the cases can be cherry picked for true problems...
 
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