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Sure that counts!!
What about an exes exes exes exes stolen dog who ate a goldfish then got eaten by a bear then the bear died and got eaten by worms with their moon's in Leo?

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And I'm about to hit cruise control air traffic control.
Are you driving drunk AGAIN? Gosh, silly fishman. No wonder Brandy left you for me.



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What about an exes exes exes exes stolen dog who ate a goldfish then got eaten by a bear then the bear died and got eaten by worms with their moon's in Leo?



Are you driving drunk AGAIN? Gosh, silly fishman. No wonder Brandy left you for me.
Brandy was so intoxicating. I'm sorry, I'm getting sentimental
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Extra help with road visibility:

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign. Can't you see the sign...??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLm3HMG8IhM (DMV PR) I am kidding.
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Brandy was so intoxicating. I'm sorry, I'm getting sentimental
She never talks about you anymore, bruh. Get over her and learn to love your new job as a janitor at the airport.

The support group has your back though man. Turn away from the drunken path. Come back to the light. Professional blowswomen are waiting.

Come with me brother!

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She never talks about you anymore, bruh. Get over her and learn to love your new job as a janitor at the airport.

The support group has your back though man. Turn away from the drunken path. Come back to the light. Professional blowswomen are waiting.

Come with me brother!

It's too bad you can't afford plane tickets m8. Then you'd know I'm the pilot-in-chief. Yes, houston, no problems at all.

I need some support tho, you're right . I'd love to cry on the shoulder of a problowwoman. pm the address (or alley way) m8.
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What about an exes exes exes exes stolen dog who ate a goldfish then got eaten by a bear then the bear died and got eaten by worms with their moon's in Leo?

Wait a minute, can animals have their own natal chart? Have you guys looked into it before? That's really interesting now that I think about it. I don't know my cats date of birth though ):
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Yes. Animals have charts too. Yep, the birds and the bees of astrology.
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Yes. Animals have charts too. Yep, the birds and the bees of astrology.
O: that's so cool. I bet my cat is a Leo just like me.
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Any singers here that can match this guy? I was impressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

@Appleo- I remember reading something about astrology for animals. Don't remember where though.

@Duby- Lmao. Lots of those signs were made by people on cough syrup.
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O: that's so cool. I bet my cat is a Leo just like me.
I am curious for you. I bet Capricorn goats are by far the most stubborn. And lookout for Leo Moon cats. Too much Mars, thinks it's a dog.
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@Duby- Lmao. Lots of those signs were made by people on cough syrup.
Bleh, that's disgusting, cough syrup..
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It's too bad you can't afford plane tickets m8. Then you'd know I'm the pilot-in-chief. Yes, houston, no problems at all.

I need some support tho, you're right . I'd love to cry on the shoulder of a problowwoman. pm the address (or alley way) m8.
I know some good professionals man. Like, really good, clean ones. So clean that you only have a slight chance of catching something craby!

They kind of look....a little like Nigel thornberry but uh....beer googles and all, hahahahaha.

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Bleh, that's disgusting, cough syrup..
For some reason, I like the grape flavored one. Hence why I'm flying a kite right now.....

Cherry flavor tastes like tree pisss or something.
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I am curious for you. I bet Capricorn goats are by far the most stubborn. And lookout for Leo Moon cats. Too much Mars, thinks it's a dog.
Capricorn goats Double whammy. And omg Leo moon cats. Cats in general are selfish; I can't imagine a cat with Leo Moon That's so cool with Mars as well.
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Which planet is everyone's favorite?

Mine is Jupiter.

Is that cheating?
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Which planet is everyone's favorite?

Mine is Jupiter.

Is that cheating?
Hmm... I like Saturn a lot. Giving me lessons and barriers to overcome--so thoughtful
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Saturn is my favorite.

I love women, really. But I also see severely afflicted Venus and severely built-up Venus as malefic. I'm talking extreme cases. And, in event charts, Aries / Libra Asc/Desc and vice-versa aspected in very challenging ways are my least favorites.

I attract Geminis and I like them.
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Hmm... I like Saturn a lot. Giving me lessons and barriers to overcome--so thoughtful
He's such an old jerk-face though.

Jupiter is like a cheerleader with big boobs pushing us on to do it. Gotta love that, m8.

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I unno man. I thought I'd have more merc before I actually drew up my chart for the first time.

Then again, they're all kind of jerks. Too much Saturn in here. Needs more moon.
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He's such am old jerk-face though.

Jupiter is like a cheerleader with big boobs pushing us on to do it. Gotta love that, m8.
LOLOL. That is literally the best metaphor for jupiter and saturn that I could ever think of. 10/10
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I unno man. I thought I'd have more merc before I actually drew up my chart for the first time.

Then again, they're all kind of jerks. Too much Saturn in here. Needs more moon.
Saturn takes a **** in our charts, m8. Plus your moon is Saturn ruled. You need Jupitereezus.
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Saturn takes a **** in our charts, m8. Plus your moon is Saturn ruled. You need Jupitereezus.
Saturn's by far the prettiest planet in the solar system. Jupiter's just a big douche with a giant zit.

Mars is currently, to our knowledge, entirely populated by robots. So that's neat.
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Saturn takes a **** in our charts, m8. Plus your moon is Saturn ruled. You need Jupitereezus.
LOL this is great astrology humor.
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Saturn's by far the prettiest planet in the solar system. Jupiter's just a big douche with a giant zit.

Mars is currently, to our knowledge, entirely populated by robots. So that's neat.
That big zit on Jupiter is actually a STD. Zeus messed around a bit too much.....

I think Uranus looks cooler than Saturn though.

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I'm convinced Pluto at one time just happened to be the little spoon...

As far as Jupiter's spot. Love triangle with earth.
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