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Unread 08-10-2017, 06:56 AM
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Secret to an 82%+ Accuracy in Predictive Astrology Readings

And lose friends and alienate people...all while never even looking at a chart.

Just say what nobody wants to hear.

"Will I be famous?" -> "No."

"Will I be rich?" -> "No."

"Will we get married?" -> You guessed it, "No."

"When will I be happy?" -> "Never."

You'll be wrong sometimes. But not most of the time!

Just say no, and you too can accurately predict the future. This message was sponsored by your friendly adviser, Saturn.

DISCLAIMER: Side-effects of using this advice may include anger, odd leakage from eyes, depression, anal fissures and death.


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And lose friends and alienate people...all while never even looking at a chart.

Just say what nobody wants to hear.

"Will I be famous?" -> "No."

"Will I be rich?" -> "No."

"Will we get married?" -> You guessed it, "No."

"When will I be happy?" -> "Never."

You'll be wrong sometimes. But not most of the time!

Just say no, and you too can accurately predict the future. This message was sponsored by your friendly adviser, Saturn.

DISCLAIMER: Side-effects of using this advice may include anger, odd leakage from eyes, depression, anal fissures and death.
also, prior to "reading the chart"
ask the person to tell you every personal detail regarding their life
then simply feed it back to the "client"
thus astonishing the client with your amazing accuracy
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Re: Secret to an 82%+ Accuracy in Predictive Astrology Readings

LOL

I guess if you have no ability to read people, see them.. then saying no works too :P
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Re: Secret to an 82%+ Accuracy in Predictive Astrology Readings

All three of you just tickled my Jupiter.

We must share the same astrological DNA, you sexy little bunch. :-)
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Re: Secret to an 82%+ Accuracy in Predictive Astrology Readings

Rawiri.....does that mean "yes" renders 18% accuracy?
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Re: Secret to an 82%+ Accuracy in Predictive Astrology Readings

Sorry for the delay...it has been an eventful week. I'm looking forward to next month...

Don't take that number too seriously. The whole thread is tongue-in-cheek. Kind of, anyhow...
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Rawiri.....does that mean "yes" renders 18% accuracy?
for 50% accuracy flip a coin
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Sorry for the delay...it has been an eventful week. I'm looking forward to next month...

Don't take that number too seriously. The whole thread is tongue-in-cheek. Kind of, anyhow...
I'm sorry to hear about your week, Rawiri. Hope it gets better. Don't worry about numbers with me....I don't know how to read them. I can barely read at all, actually. So no worries, my friend.
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