OH... That's So Old...!

piercethevale

piercethevale

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Why not? A thread for those jokes that are so old...but then again so are you and there may be a whole generation now with which...

WE CAN TELL 'EM
ONE MORE TIME​



Q, What do you get when you throw dynamite into a kitchen?














A. Linoleum Blownapart:pinched:
 
piercethevale

piercethevale

Well-known member
Q. How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway markets shopping cart?




A. You take the 'S' out of 'Safe'...and the 'F' out of 'Way'







...wait for it...






...wait for it...





What's that you say? That there's no F in Way!?!








....exactly....:wink::devil:
 
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irishcuban

why did the moon go to the bank?

To cash in it's quarters

a lawyer, a politician, and a used car salesman jump off the empire state bldg who lands first?

Who cares

what did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

look grandpa no hands


soooo corny :tongue:
 
JUPITERASC

JUPITERASC

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*emma*

Banned
two fat men in a pub

One says youre round

The other says so are you you fat *******

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

put it in the microwave until its bill withers

Lol
 
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