List the most to least HOE (garden tool) of the zodiac from 1-12

Abby83 said:

Sagcap88 here is my version of the signs an sex.

Aquarius - I'm gonna trick and shock this guy into wanting sex and I'll be super nice too.
Pisces - I surrender to your domination.
Aries - let's get physical, quick.
Taurus - I'll wait until the right respectable girl comes, then I'll take my time, massage her, have shower with her, comfort her with a comfy quilt/towel/robe, sex for hours, then eat a delicious hearty meal and lay in bed together.
Gemini - has sex whilst thinking of 3 different scenarios of 3 ppl he knows and talks dirty about it the. Carries on.
Cancer - hold me,vlove me ask me how I feel and then get comfort food. Ooo the swimming centres a good idea.
Leo - look at it. Isn't it the nicest d you've ever seen. Let's play.
Virgo - make sure you brush your teeth and wash your genitals. Don't touch me there, touch me right here. Tell me if I'm doing it right. Fast or slow. I want be perfect. You didn't do it right. Here I'll do it.
Libra - do you love me? Forever and ever?
Scorpio - I honestly don't know lol.
Sagittarius- there's a place by the creek an hour away I'd like to take you. There's a mountain top overlooking the city. Or let's do it in the car or better yet, bus on the way home.
Capricorn - do as I say.

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Abby83 said:

Lol I learnt from one of the first Aquarian SL*ts. Basically you give no reaction (cos they love the drama) and ignore her whilst subtly seeing how your partner reacts. I chose well when it comes to my HB. This is what I like best about him. He's nor easily won over by sex. He's faithful. He didn't find that girl attractive. But if he did, he would just look at her but he knows its wrong.
Funny how cos she's so sweet and sneaky that the men don't see her as the problem. In fact they end up competing for her. They can't handle the thought of her getting bored of them so they try to compete.

Another Aquarian girl was similar, and I could give so many examples... With this one she was a hairdresser that asked out her clients. She had 3 different fu*ks, er excuse me, dates a week. She also tried to get my HB. We arrived at a BBQ. She pulled her skirt all the way up so all you could see was her panties and she shimmied her shoulders and gave my HB the dirty f me look. Of course, I wasn't gonna give her what she wanted so I pulled my HB to the side and I sat on his lap blocking his view of her. Sure enough after 2 mins she pulled her skirt down looking bored. Funny enough my friends never saw her as being out of line. They'd say oh that's just Tanya, she's such a fun flirt. Um, no. Yet they thought I was rude cos I had my back turned away from her panties? I mean ffs.

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Abby83 said:

Sagcap88 here is my version of the signs an sex.

Aquarius - I'm gonna trick and shock this guy into wanting sex and I'll be super nice too.
Pisces - I surrender to your domination.
Aries - let's get physical, quick.
Taurus - I'll wait until the right respectable girl comes, then I'll take my time, massage her, have shower with her, comfort her with a comfy quilt/towel/robe, sex for hours, then eat a delicious hearty meal and lay in bed together.
Gemini - has sex whilst thinking of 3 different scenarios of 3 ppl he knows and talks dirty about it the. Carries on.
Cancer - hold me,vlove me ask me how I feel and then get comfort food. Ooo the swimming centres a good idea.
Leo - look at it. Isn't it the nicest d you've ever seen. Let's play.
Virgo - make sure you brush your teeth and wash your genitals. Don't touch me there, touch me right here. Tell me if I'm doing it right. Fast or slow. I want be perfect. You didn't do it right. Here I'll do it.
Libra - do you love me? Forever and ever?
Scorpio - I honestly don't know lol.
Sagittarius- there's a place by the creek an hour away I'd like to take you. There's a mountain top overlooking the city. Or let's do it in the car or better yet, bus on the way home.
Capricorn - do as I say.

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Chrysalis said:

Scorpio - I honestly don't know lol.

Eat me alive, do anything you want to me , that will involve pain, tie me up and make me yours, i will devour your soul and you devour mine, im all yours forever.

I want to keep you all to myself, and have nothing in between of us, nothing can tear us apart, only our fear of each other will tear us apart.

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ConfusedCrab said:

Lol ewwww!!!

It’s amazing how Libras know how aquas work, they are so confusing and out of control for most people to understand but some how Libras figure them out, I’ve noticed. 😎

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