Fxxk, Marry, Kill base on Chart

So this is how it goes, we are gonna describe the kind of people (or thing ) an user would Fxxk, Marry, Kill base only on their chart.

I will begin with my chart. The following user provides their interpretation and/or post their chart; the next following user will do the same. Feedback are of course welcome.

I would fxxk someone who has a dark sense of humour/sarcasm with an devil-may-care attitude, maybe a bit broken (Venus in Scorpio/8th house trine Jupiter 12th). Marry one who is down-to-earth, knowledgeable, calm, a bit stand-offish yet warm deep down, understands actions-speak-louder-than-words (Moon in Virgo square Saturn 9th). Kill those who never say what they mean even when it is trivial, play games, pry into my or others' affair (probably Mercury 7th square Mars 11th). .

I'd **** anything that moves (every planet in my chart)

I'd marry no-one (all planets on the left side of the chart)

I'd kill myself (12 house planets)

conspiracy theorist said:

I'd **** anything that moves (every planet in my chart)

I'd marry no-one (all planets on the left side of the chart)

I'd kill myself (12 house planets)

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Be careful, at this rate, you'd soon be qualified on my to-fxxk-list

That wasn't a particularly gentle come-on, johnny.