Things that go `bump` in the night...

It was while i was awake...
on a night...
when an elephant fell from Heaven directly into my living room...

so i emailed her the next day...
(being sarcastic)_
`Things that go bump in the night`

And sure enough that night while i was asleep `our little friend` did some `haunted house stuff` on me...
I felt a force pushing me down towards the ground and all i could see was a little pair of feet
(she was hiding behind a cloak or something)

I just stayed silent,staring at her little feet and said/did nothing while she all at once held an axe over my head...

Why...
it was one of her finest ever momernts.....