The Sheep-Lover

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INT9, this is the oldest sort of tabloid hoax in the book. Are you pulling our collective legs? Even a child could detect the plaster mask used to simulate a face.

I think I did, INT9. Are you aware of how often these hoaxes show up in the National Enquirer and other cheesy tabloids? You should peruse your supermarket checkout stand more often.

On the other hand, this unfortunate creature was probably born with an afflicted Aries ascendant.