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Unread 05-14-2016, 04:49 AM
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Is my house an astrological planet?

Well, is it!!!???

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Unread 05-14-2016, 05:08 AM
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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

I've done extensive research on the exact co-ordinates of my abode.

Get this, ancient sumerian texts have confirmed that there is an intense power source which corresponds exactly to the ground underneath my fridge!!!!

Further, when people come to my house, they feel the force or something. One commenter described it like this, "CT, you're house has some cosmic tier vibes man, you should like totally blast off to outer space with this sweet house as a space ship."

My friend, had a point and I procure some mushrooms and dmt from the local psychonaut Dr. Rev. Buzz Licker MD PhD and he told me the correct proportions to propel into hyper space.

What does this have to do with astrology you ask? I'm not sure myself but I know that I put my house in the charts that I read and that it works for me.
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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

Why yes, it is. And if I am not mistaken, it seems to be conjunct your garage.
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Why yes, it is. And if I am not mistaken, it seems to be conjunct your garage.
Woah.....trippy. How did you know?

It's my 5th house so I'm only here on vacation.

It's also opposed to my neighbour's lawn. I always found their orchids and fruit trees very abrasive. Are you allowed to blow up astrological planets?
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your profile picture is me in the future
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I've done extensive research on the exact co-ordinates of my abode.

Get this, ancient sumerian texts have confirmed
that there is an intense power source
which corresponds exactly to the ground underneath my fridge!!!!

Further, when people come to my house, they feel the force or something.
One commenter described it like this,
"CT, you're house has some cosmic tier vibes man,
you should like totally blast off to outer space with this sweet house as a space ship."

My friend, had a point and I procure some mushrooms and dmt from the local psychonaut
Dr. Rev. Buzz Licker MD PhD and he told me the correct proportions to propel into hyper space.

What does this have to do with astrology you ask?
I'm not sure myself
but I know that I put my house in the charts that I read and that it works for me.

NIL DESPERANDUM mon ami NON SEMPER EA SUNT QUAE VIDENTUR
Not only is your house an astrological planet
but also
ancient sumerian texts clearly confirm that
all houses are astrological planets
on astro.com Extended Totally Irrelevant Yet Somehow Compelling Celestial Objects Page

there is a facility linked with google maps
allowing the inclusion of any house on the planet
on your natal chart
Trust me it's amazing and astounding how much more accurate
astrological delineation becomes
with the addition of trillions of houses around the planet

the specific environs of your fridge
is where all life began






furthermore
nibiru orbits your dining room table

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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

Thousands of years ago
your garage was mentioned in the following ancient sumerian text


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Woah.....trippy. How did you know?

It's my 5th house
so
I'm only here on vacation.

Be creative, add to your portfolio by buying a small town or a city
it's a worthwhile investment
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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

the main house itself is too ancient to be contained within

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Well, is it!!!???
Hmm, maybe. I fear that your house may end up as the next pluto though. Just a dwarf planet. Do you feel the aspects?

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Stay away from schools, nai.
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Hmm, maybe.
I fear that your house may end up as the next pluto though.

Just a dwarf planet.

Do you feel the aspects?

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Stay away from schools, nai.

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Stay away from schools, nai.
Why are you trying to control me!
I feel extremely triggered right now,
I will go on Tumblr and write an entire 20 paragraphed,
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It's my body, and my choice!
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im being sarcastic
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Nah, you need to write a proper manifesto. Plagiarised from EVERYONE. In several weird fonts.
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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

CT, I believe you're mistaken. It's actually your mother who is the astrological planet, not your house.
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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

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Why are you trying to control me!
I feel extremely triggered right now,
I will go on Tumblr and write an entire 20 paragraphed,
double spaced, font size 12, times new roman font, about
how abusive and controlling you are!11!

It's my body, and my choice!
#WeNeedFeminism*

im being sarcastic
You don't have the right to be triggered.
In fact, you triggered me with your hate speech!





M8, I'm the king of sarcasm. Check out the chat thread.
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CT, I believe you're mistaken. It's actually your mother who is the astrological planet, not your house.
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You don't have the right to be triggered.
In fact, you triggered me with your hate speech!





M8, I'm the king of sarcasm. Check out the chat thread.
Excuse me! Can you please censor the word h*te, f*ct, and
sp**ch.

I was h*ted on once, I now suffer from multiple mental
disorders and I identify as Naruto Uzumaki with the pronouns
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Excuse me! Can you please censor the word h*te, f*ct, and
sp**ch.

I was h*ted on once, I now suffer from multiple mental
disorders and I identify as Naruto Uzumaki with the pronouns
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Excuse who? Did you just curse at me?! O.M.G. This is why we need a safe space. To protect our rights!!!! Ugh, I can't believe someone said excuse me to me. O.M.G. I'm not even gonna read the rest of this oppressive post!

*Runs away crying*
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Excuse who? Did you just curse at me?! O.M.G. This is why we need a safe space. To protect our rights!!!! Ugh, I can't believe someone said excuse me to me. O.M.G. I'm not even gonna read the rest of this oppressive post!

*Runs away crying*
i can't stop laughing this is so funn y omg
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your profile picture is me in the future
Are you putting in your 10,000 hours?
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CT, I believe you're mistaken. It's actually your mother who is the astrological planet, not your house.
You might have a point. She does have a lot of beta orbiters.
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i can't stop laughing this is so funn y omg
Ugh, why is this funny?! Ugh, ugh! You're a sadist, aren't you?!




I'm gonna go pray at my altar of Anita to calm down!
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Ugh, why is this funny?! Ugh, ugh! You're a sadist, aren't you?!




I'm gonna go pray at my altar of Anita to calm down!
Okay, wow. First of all, I am an otherkin.
I identify as Divinekin, Foxkin, Monsterkin, and Slimekin.
I rule over happiness and love and I am NOT! Feeling Happiness and Love
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Nah, you need to write a proper manifesto. Plagiarised from EVERYONE. In several weird fonts.
Alright lemme get started:

Introduction

The purpose of this dissertation is provide proof that the house of conspiracy theorist has astrological significance. This will demonstrated in the following ways:

Ancient Sumerian Texts

Case studies with Charts utilizing my house

Scholarly discourse in this hear thread

I am confident that your astrology will be improved when you use my house in your work. If this doesn't work I'll give you back your money guaranteed.

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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

Why do you keep changing your picture to random white people lol
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