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Re: Is my house an astrological planet?

One's application was denied by the astrological bureau of standards.

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One's application was denied by the astrological bureau of standards.
This one is saddened to hear this. But there is hope. This one has found an @ss so healthy that the @ss has gravitational pull. This one shalt propose it be named "Harmonia" who is daughter of Aphrodite. Wish this one luck.
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This one wonders if that ones house has become an astrological planet.
It's become the 13th Astrological-house, in between H1 and H12. An area of life best left a mystery.
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It's become the 13th Astrological-house, in between H1 and H12. An area of life best left a mystery.
Harmonia will have to take up the even more hidden 14th house then. She will rule over the rumps of all the ladies worldwide.

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Harmonia will have to take up the even more hidden 14th house then. She will rule over the rumps of all the ladies worldwide.

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I'll spank to that.
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Which sign would Harmonia be exalted in? Sagittarius?
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Which sign would Harmonia be exalted in? Sagittarius?
Harmonia would find joy in the 14th House.
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Harmonia would find joy in the 14th House.
This one has thought long and hard on Harmonia. Harmonia is the domicile of Libra (That rump so healthy), and Pisces (That dreamy Rump), while being exalt in Sagittarius (That @ss so healthy and strong).

Harmonia joys in the 14th house, but dislikes the 7th house, as there she cannot put that Va Va Voom into the natives rump.

She is the enemy of Saturn - he dislikes her twerking ways. Mercury - since he's always cheating on her. And friend of Mars, Venus and Jupiter - Mars gives the energy, Jupiter gives the Va Va Voom and Venus is her mother.

All of this sounds like a good theory, but this one could use help.
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This one has thought long and hard on Harmonia. Harmonia is the domicile of Libra (That rump so healthy), and Pisces (That dreamy Rump), while being exalt in Sagittarius (That @ss so healthy and strong).

Harmonia joys in the 14th house, but dislikes the 7th house, as there she cannot put that Va Va Voom into the natives rump.

She is the enemy of Saturn - he dislikes her twerking ways. Mercury - since he's always cheating on her. And friend of Mars, Venus and Jupiter - Mars gives the energy, Jupiter gives the Va Va Voom and Venus is her mother.

All of this sounds like a good theory, but this one could use help.
How about a golden thong for her symbol?
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How about a golden thong for her symbol?
A golden thong would work. It is even similar to her invocation chant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
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