After sex comments by sun sign:

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nameslot

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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
 
lillyjgc

lillyjgc

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:biggrin:

Another one, really said by a pisces once...*Was it good for me too?*
(Who says pisces arent funny!)
Cheers
Lillyjgc
 
astrologer50

astrologer50

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nameslot said:
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
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Aries - I'll have to work on coming so quickly
Taurus - I have be wined and dined first
Cancer - I'm worrying if I get pregnant
Gemini: - Why didn't you want to talk with me during ---
Leo - can we play dress up again some time
Virgo - I must analyse if I performed well and wash up at same time
Libra - next time can we talk about when and where
Scorpio - next time I'll let you tie me up if you beg
Saggi - see you in pub next week if you're lucky
Cappi - now let's get back to work
Aquarius - we're still friends -- right
Pisces - I'll dream and fantisicise til next time
 
Abby83

Abby83

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Bluebell87 said:
mars aries in 12th: get moving b****

no tips, just get sudocrem for the friction.
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Hahaha yep my husband is mars in aries and its get up and have a quick shower with a peck on the cheek and thanks. But he does always joke about leaving a tip and for me to let myself out ;).
 
Abby83

Abby83

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astrologer50 said:
Aries - I'll have to work on coming so quickly
Taurus - I have be wined and dined first
Cancer - I'm worrying if I get pregnant
Gemini: - Why didn't you want to talk with me during ---
Leo - can we play dress up again some time
Virgo - I must analyse if I performed well and wash up at same time
Libra - next time can we talk about when and where
Scorpio - next time I'll let you tie me up if you beg
Saggi - see you in pub next week if you're lucky
Cappi - now let's get back to work
Aquarius - we're still friends -- right
Pisces - I'll dream and fantisicise til next time
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Ahahahaha laughing so hard now at how true this is. Mars in aries true they get a little excited to quick they gotta slooow dooown!

The only one we ill change is libra who wants to see the beautiful body and have beautiful surroundings etc.
 
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Bluebell87

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Abby83 said:
Hahaha yep my husband is mars in aries and its get up and have a quick shower with a peck on the cheek and thanks. But he does always joke about leaving a tip and for me to let myself out ;).
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haha, where is your venus and mars? i think most of us probably need a bit of romance from time to time, but nothing wrong with a quickie! the good thing about aries is there is usually spontaneity added to that, which is fun, so its not all wham bham thank you ma'am :tongue:
 
Abby83

Abby83

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Bluebell87 said:
haha, where is your venus and mars? i think most of us probably need a bit of romance from time to time, but nothing wrong with a quickie! the good thing about aries is there is usually spontaneity added to that, which is fun, so its not all wham bham thank you ma'am :tongue:
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Yeah its quite good with my husband cos I dont want to stay and cuddle. My natal venus and mars are in virgo so it used to be like im workin really hard to be the best lover there is to serve my man. Now venus has progressed to libra and im all like ' just take me and have your wayvwith me and adore me and give me that masculine drive!' My 8th ruler is also in libra so I slow him down. He rushes and gets excited so I tell him to enjoy the moment more.

I dont what shows this in my husbands chart but he seems to like whores (which I kinda am) but at the same time he doesnt want to be overpowered by a woman who knows more. So ive venus entering libra has been a blessing for allowing him to open up and take lead.

my husband has venus in pisces. He was a shy virgin when he met me and it took years to bring out his mars in aries.
 
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Abby83

Abby83

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Im just thinking about other signs now hehe...

leo - thats the best rod youve ever seen right.

sag - smiles to himself with a cheeky grin for the rest of the day.

gemini - already thinking about another girl they havent pinned from uni.

scorpio - you are mine forever got it.

pisces - floats on cloud 9, your the best man I ever slept with. I cant believe how amazing u r. U r 1 in a million.
 
Abby83

Abby83

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Im interested to know what mars in taurus is like in bed since my husbands mars will progress to this sign. Anyone knoW? I was thinking slow and steady and sensual taboo pleasures. Me likey :).
 
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tikana

tikana

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i would probably start singing

99 condoms on the wall 99 rounds of sex.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 condoms on the wall.
 
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Bluebell87

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Abby83 said:
Im just thinking about other signs now hehe...

leo - thats the best rod youve ever seen right.

sag - smiles to himself with a cheeky grin for the rest of the day.

gemini - already thinking about another girl they havent pinned from uni.

scorpio - you are mine forever got it.

pisces - floats on cloud 9, your the best man I ever slept with. I cant believe how amazing u r. U r 1 in a million.
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omg those sayings are so funny, i can imagine previous ppl i know having that expression/saying those things!! like the sag one who had a cheeky grin on his face like he had just scored a goal, and the pisces one is so me :lol:
 
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