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My husband adds vodka to coffee sometimes. Haha xD
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Blaze
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You're from Greenland, m8? Lucky S.O.B. What is it like there?
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The crispy wind chill howls through my igloo at high noon. While some would find this unbearable, it is like a lullaby that my dear mother would sing whilst the aurora borealis was dancing across the night sky.
The days are filled with hunting penguins on the plains, there waddling being no match for my spear and net.
The best thing though would have to be the clarity through which I can see the night sky beautifully. I feel as though a spiritual deep bond has formed between the stars and I, which has resulted in the bounty of her secrets being opened up before my up turned eyes.
I love my winter wonderland.
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The penguins leave Greenland in the summer. I mostly have to subsist on grass and nuts, like a squirrel.
Thank you New York Shitty with your CO2 filled streets. The world salutes you mother****ers.
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Our overlords claim it's China's fault but you're welcome.
I hope your lands go above freezing this year and you all choke and cry on that 1 degree weather.
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Testy aren't we? It's not my fault your air is filled with poison and the smell of angry bankers.
Blaze
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How dare you. The only people who know of air so poisonous are no longer here with us. You're so mean for making fun of bankers that I hereby invoke Godwins law.
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But that's like totez a strawman argument and junk. You are distorting my words in such a manner that I'm wondering if you aren't pushing an ah gender here.
Blaze
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How dare you! First you put down bankers, then our air and now this? I hereby invoke Godwins law the 7th and state that my **** smells better than yours, deary. xo xo xo
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Yo, sup Apple. How's it going?
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About to head over to feed my friend's cat. You?
Blaze
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I am enjoying time in this oh so holy monastery where fun is not allowed.
So you're like the crazy cat lady but in guy form?
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*Gasp* I can't believe you just said that! Why are you projecting your terrible atrocities unto me!? This might be the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Strawman is as strawman does. Nice try though, we all know you invoked Godwins law on me by claiming my air is dirty.
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LOL pretty much. See, if I don't get married, I think I'll buy like 10 cats. My venus is in the 6th house.. the house of animals :3 <3
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I'm sorry honey, but based on my analysis you need to seek a psychologist pronto. I hope you get better soon! <3
Blaze
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Crazy cat guy.....huh.
A Leo who likes cats.
Excuse me? Don't go changing the subject. You invoked Godwins law and now,
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