Fattest sign in the zodiac??

[AppLeo]

What do you guys think??

I think the top three fatties would be Taurus, Cancer, and Sagittarius.

Some Taurus's are actually pretty sporty from what I've seen cuz they're all outdoorsy in stuff, but they eat a lot so...

Cancers are so sweet, but are plump. Not obese, but a lot of cancers I know have a little extra weight :3

Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter and these people tend to be thicker. When you look at capricorn people, who are ruled by saturn, they are like walking sticks. Jupiter adds the extra mass cuz expansion and not limitation.

[conspiracy theorist]

Of all the Saggies I know fatness was the major minority

[ashriia]

I'm gonna disagree.

Obesity is a pisces/neptune issue.

Jupiter doesn't always make one fat. Jupiter can make one tall as well.

Cancers can be plump. But more often than not, they are just not skinny, just average weight, it's most noticeable in their faces(the moon that is). Cancer women are however very curvy 99% of the time.

I've yet to see a fat Sagittarius. Seems like they are all slender and tall.

Taurus can be heavyset sometimes. Taurus shapes are kind of boxy especially around the mid section/bum. but there is too much variation. Adele and Uma Thurman are both taurus suns and the only thing that is similar about them is a naturalness and classic venus soft voice.

[AppLeo]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

Of all the Saggies I know fatness was the major minority

Ur just saying that cuz ur a sag

[conspiracy theorist]

Originally Posted by AppLeo

Ur just saying that cuz ur a sag

If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know

[Blaze]

Taurus is one cake eating, candy worshiping, heavy set, scale breaking, earth shattering, gravity making, orbit having, fat cake loving bull of a sign, but rarely do I see fat ones.


Jupiter or Venus would be fatness makers, imo. Jupiter for excess, Venus cause that ice cream taste too **** good.

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know

We all know ur a secret fatass who lives in a basement, m8.

If not that then you probably look like a crack head.

[AppLeo]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

If I was a fatass I wouldn't mind telling you all. Sag is a fiery althetic sign you know

You make a good point there...

[conspiracy theorist]

Originally Posted by Blaze

We all know ur a secret fatass who lives in a basement, m8.

If not that then you probably look like a crack head.

Actually I look like both. It comes with the whole conspiracy image that I have going on

[ashriia]

Originally Posted by Blaze

Taurus is one cake eating, candy worshiping, heavy set, scale breaking, earth shattering, gravity making, orbit having, fat cake loving bull of a sign, but rarely do I see fat ones.

Jupiter or Venus would be fatness makers, imo. Jupiter for excess, Venus cause that ice cream taste too **** good.

lol. As a taurus sun, I approve of this message.

[Bunraku]

Fire signs tend to be skinny, with the exception of Leo, that can be bigger framed/bulkier/etc.. Fire burns, water retains.

[AppLeo]

Originally Posted by Bunraku

Fire signs tend to be skinny, with the exception of Leo, that can be bigger framed/bulkier/etc.. Fire burns, water retains.

No Leo's aren't fat.

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

Actually I look like both. It comes with the whole conspiracy image that I have going on

You're a fat-skinny crack head scale bending horse-man?


****in ell Guv'nor.

[conspiracy theorist]

Originally Posted by Blaze

You're a fat-skinny crack head scale bending horse-man?


****in ell Guv'nor.

I got crazy nodal action going on operative. It keeps the illuminati guessing

[Bunraku]

Originally Posted by AppLeo

No Leo's aren't fat.

Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.

[AppLeo]

Originally Posted by Bunraku

Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.

Sorry, I was just getting insecure.

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

I got crazy nodal action going on operative. It keeps the illuminati guessing

U wot m8? Avin sum giggles ere, ain't ya? Tink em Limitities dun know wot'cha doin, eh?

[conspiracy theorist]

Originally Posted by Blaze

U wot m8? Avin sum giggles ere, ain't ya? Tink em Limitities dun know wot'cha doin, eh?

I won't engage you when you're employing these Tavistock techniques

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by conspiracy theorist

I won't engage you when you're employing these Tavistock techniques

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Instead of asking which sign is fattest, lets go by the weight of the ruling planets.

Sun is the heaviest, so Leo is an ultra fatass and Aquarius is a tumblr anorectic.

[sibylline]

We're talking about Sun signs? Oh...

[AppLeo]

Originally Posted by Blaze

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Instead of asking which sign is fattest, lets go by the weight of the ruling planets.

Sun is the heaviest, so Leo is an ultra fatass and Aquarius is a tumblr anorectic.

LOL that's not fair. Leos don't count for that rule.

[katydid]

I wouldn't say any of the signs are the fattest. I'd say it was indicated more often by planetary influences. Like Jupiter square/opposed/conjunct Venus or the Moon? Jupiter conjunct the Ascendant?

I have Jupiter conjunct Asc in Taurus. During my first 50+ years I was considered sexy and curvy. Now I am plus-sized....

[ashriia]

Originally Posted by Bunraku

Where did I say fat? I said bigger framed.

LOL. this image!

Is it Leo or is it Aries?? ::coin toss::

[Kitchy]

fat is a fortress. nothing else.

look at where one wants to conceal and protect themselves from their own shortcomings in their mind.

moon.

doesn't matter sign or aspects as much as intent in relation.

moon the ultimate defense, not always the ultimate protector.

[ashriia]

I know this thread was created as somewhat of a joke. But if anyone is serious about the topic of being overweight/weight loss and natal configurations.

There is this great article by an astrologer I happen to like. She hits every nail right on the head in it.

www.lynnkoiner.com/astrology-articles/weight-loss-and-the-transformational-process