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Unread 11-30-2012, 01:34 PM
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Which signs has the biggest booty?

Well I wonder...I think Leos and Arise hmmm what you think? Yeah, we Libras do I seen it but ya know we are ruled by our butts

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Unread 11-30-2012, 01:50 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus are all prone to overeating, but there are also certain aspects in the chart that can be an indicator of a tendency to overindulge.. Jupiter opp. Moon is a killer for this.

I would say Jupiter or the moon in any of the above signs can make one more prone to over-indulgencies. And also an afflicted moon or an afflicted Jupiter. An afflicted moon I would say is more likely to suffer from an eating disorder and gain weight that way, whereas an afflicted Jupiter just loves to eat.
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Unread 11-30-2012, 03:28 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Scorpio and Sagittarius.

Taurus gains weight in the middle and upper body.Leos the same.
Virgo,Cancer and Pisces can be pear shaped.When combined with Sagittarius/Jupiter influence they can have wide hips.But Cancer alone gains weight in the belly and breasts, they look like pregnant women.
Scorpio gives butts just like Jennifer Lopez's, shaped like a round ball.

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Unread 11-30-2012, 04:09 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

I wonder my chart says I have an booty LOL
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Unread 11-30-2012, 04:09 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

I think jupiter in first house would tend to be either huge or georgious.
Rising sign best indications of appearance.
Water signs overeat emotionally.
Taurus loves food too much.
Sag are not good at portions.
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Unread 11-30-2012, 06:44 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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I wonder my chart says I have an booty LOL
Can we see your chart.
Also you should keep in mind that this kind of things are mostly genetic.
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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But Cancer alone gains weight in the belly and breasts, they look like pregnant women.
This actually made me laugh out loud
Being a Cancer/Sagittarius, I can confirm this
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Sag are not good at portions.
Sadly, you're absolutely right
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Bottom and that area would be ruled by Scorpio and Pluto. Some find a big booty sexy and some dont. I know two Taureans who have out of proportion fullsome bottoms but that may be mere co-incidence. Venus gives curves and that may have an influence. Also heredity factors play a part.
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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Scorpio and Sagittarius.

Taurus gains weight in the middle and upper body.Leos the same.
Virgo,Cancer and Pisces can be pear shaped.When combined with Sagittarius/Jupiter influence they can have wide hips.But Cancer alone gains weight in the belly and breasts, they look like pregnant women.
Scorpio gives butts just like Jennifer Lopez's, shaped like a round ball.
Most people as they age gain weight around the middle area. Whether it is distributed elsewhere as well, is largely genetic.
I know those who are overweight everywhere but their breasts and that always amazes me. I tend to put weight straight on the breast area but that is my Moon in Taurus and comes down from the female line through my grandmother, aunt and mother.

Negroes in particular can have a fullsome booty and of course that is genetics and DNA. But whether that is always shown in their charts, I dont know. Some booties look big because the upper torso, waist area is small in comparison.
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Unread 12-03-2012, 06:15 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Libras gain/lose weight evenly.Venus balances everything it is involved.
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Does dominant Venus have the same effect?
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Can we see your chart.
Also you should keep in mind that this kind of things are mostly genetic.
sureeee here it is LOL
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Haahaa, funny thread

I think Venus in Taurus has a sensual body with a big booty.
I don't agree that Libra people have a round and shaped booty, because they have wide hips, so their booty is widened too.
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Unread 12-04-2012, 01:42 AM
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Haahaa, funny thread

I think Venus in Taurus has a sensual body with a big booty.
I don't agree that Libra people have a round and shaped booty, because they have wide hips, so their booty is widened too.
Mine is round... but is Libra people ruled by their buttocks
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Does dominant Venus have the same effect?
Maybe................

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sureeee here it is LOL
Your Pluto is in Scorpio and is aspecting to your Asc.You have Scorpio butt then.

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I don't agree that Libra people have a round and shaped booty, because they have wide hips, so their booty is widened too.
Libras usually have hourglass figure.
Round shaped booty like Cindy Crawford's and Jennifer Lopez's is Scorpio trait

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Unread 12-04-2012, 05:52 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

Haha, well I think the prize for the biggest booty goes too..........pluto

Also read somewhere, where can't remember, butt, the moon in the first house can indicate having weight problems, butt can also loose the weight just as fast, responding to diets well?!

I went out with a scorpio guy and he was quite slim all over butt he moved in such a way that he looked like he had a ladies wiggle, I imagined him with his scorpios swagger sting

Hormones can have an effect on where one distributes their fat.
Women with high oestrogen put weight more onnthere hips than belly and chest area.
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Unread 12-04-2012, 06:00 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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Your Pluto is in Scorpio and is aspecting to your Asc.You have Scorpio butt then.



Libras usually have hourglass figure.
Round shaped booty like Cindy Crawford's and Jennifer Lopez's is Scorpio trait
lolol I can see where my bubble butt came from
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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I think jupiter in first house would tend to be either huge or georgious.
Rising sign best indications of appearance.
Water signs overeat emotionally.
Taurus loves food too much.
Sag are not good at portions.
I keep waiting for this to happen, I've read of it so many times. Like one day I will wake up twice the person I went to bed as.

Jupiter in the 1st in Scorpio. Never been even near overweight. Gained 1 dress size in pregnancy, weight restored to pre-pregnancy digits within 2mths.

Age 30. 5ft 7.5in - 133lbs (and going down, as I always do at this time of year).

Perhaps it is mitigated by Saturn on the Ascendant?

As to the OP: representing the Aquarius Sun, Libra Asc (with Saturn, Pluto, and Mars conjuncting) - present, but balanced bum

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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

I have Jupiter in 4th house, Saturn on the Asc, but still constant weight problems
(Can/Sag, Moon in Gemini here)
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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Haha, well I think the prize for the biggest booty goes too..........pluto

Also read somewhere, where can't remember, butt, the moon in the first house can indicate having weight problems, butt can also loose the weight just as fast, responding to diets well?!

I went out with a scorpio guy and he was quite slim all over butt he moved in such a way that he looked like he had a ladies wiggle, I imagined him with his scorpios swagger sting

Hormones can have an effect on where one distributes their fat.
Women with high oestrogen put weight more onnthere hips than belly and chest area.
I second this idea that moon in the 1st can indicate weight problems. i have moon conjunct asc. and venus in 1st too. using whole signs. and this has been certainly true. but the weight is never a permanent thing. it comes and goes. no big butt though.

I knew a pisces female with a pretty massive bottom.. and know a male pisces who is quite skinny and tall but has lots of cushion in the seat, whenever he gains weight it goes to the belly and bottom. I don't know about cappy and big bottoms.. most caps i have known have had flat bottoms. funny thread.
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Unread 12-08-2012, 09:49 AM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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Unread 12-09-2012, 06:00 PM
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

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I have Jupiter in 4th house, Saturn on the Asc, but still constant weight problems
(Can/Sag, Moon in Gemini here)
Do you have a challenging aspect between your Venus and Jupiter in your chart ?Because these aspect combinations can give tendency to gain weight
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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

I'm a Libra rising( Capricorn sun) with Venus in Pisces . I've my Mars in Scorpio 1st house + Cancer moon. I used to be very chubby as a child but then due to internet peer pressure I became anorexic and now I'm skinny af. People used to tell me I look great when chubby and now I'm skinny people say me " you look great " / "you're fit now" etc . BUT, one thing I've noticed no matter how much I lose or gain weight my booty is the same lol 😂😂😂😂 it's not huge like Kim K but not flat either. I don't have the big bubble butt either 👀 I'm 19 now so let's see when I get older 🤪 All opinions are welcome.

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Re: Which signs has the biggest booty?

The sign with the biggest booties are the ones with strongest knee genetics. Big butts in history came from people who did frequent squats in their daily routines. Those whose knees went bad were put to pasture and died and those with strong knees continued to combine their genes for the big booty.



Same with big wide peasant feet - how much weight did their genetics have to carry and balance 3x body loads on their heads? The ones with the big wide feet were cherished.
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