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12-16-2010, 08:05 AM
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Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
For me, Cancer:
"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"
What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.
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Sun in Cancer, Moon in Taurus, Sagittarius Rising
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My blog: http://trailingthestars.blogspot.com
Ascendant 6 Sagittarius: Cupid knocks on the door of a human heart.
Descendant 6 Gemini: Workmen drilling for oil.
Midheaven 11 Virgo: A boy moulded in his mother's aspirations for him
IC 11 Pisces: Men traveling a narrow path, seeking illumination.
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12-16-2010, 08:47 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
For Sagittarians...
1. You travel all the time
2. If I start a relationship with you, you will leave
3. You are in to sports
4. Sagittarians and Gemini, you never get old
5. You are impulsive
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12-16-2010, 04:32 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Capricorn Sun
Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

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12-16-2010, 06:14 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Libra:
"You always have a boyfriend"
"Make up your mind!"
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12-16-2010, 06:49 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Scorpio:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."
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12-16-2010, 07:10 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Aquarian rising:
-You seem so aloof!
-What gadget do you want for Xmas?
-You spend hrs online!!
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12-16-2010, 09:13 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.
- Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
- Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
- Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
- Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
- Leo: You are egocentric and loud
- Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
- Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
- Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
- Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
- Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
- Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
- Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby
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12-17-2010, 04:34 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Leo sun-
1. Your hair is extra nice today.
2. You are such a social butterfly.
3. You have a knack for finding your reflection anywhere you go...
4. You attract creepy/weird people, and it doesn't bother you
5. (insert compliment on clothing, attitude, home cooked food, knowledge, good luck etc)
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12-17-2010, 08:39 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Actually the attracting odd people is probly even more so due to the descendant being in Aquarius.
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12-17-2010, 08:43 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.
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12-17-2010, 02:58 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Pisces Moon:
Fancy a drink?
What planet are you on?
Don't be such a softy!
It's ok honey, it's only a film!
Last orders at the bar, come on, time to go home...
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12-17-2010, 06:00 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Actually the attracting odd people is probly even more so due to the descendant being in Aquarius.
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I agree that attracting odd people is due to the descendant in Aquarius, but accepting them and not being bothered would be the Leo sun.
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12-17-2010, 07:10 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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I agree that attracting odd people is due to the descendant in Aquarius, but accepting them and not being bothered would be the Leo sun.
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Perhaps........ but I also think the moon rising might also play a factor.
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12-17-2010, 07:14 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Originally Posted by juicey J.
"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.
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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8926947/astr...27336.5152.gif
Sun in Cancer, Moon in Taurus, Sagittarius Rising
Sun, Mercury, and Venus in the 7th house! Look out ladies :P
My blog: http://trailingthestars.blogspot.com
Ascendant 6 Sagittarius: Cupid knocks on the door of a human heart.
Descendant 6 Gemini: Workmen drilling for oil.
Midheaven 11 Virgo: A boy moulded in his mother's aspirations for him
IC 11 Pisces: Men traveling a narrow path, seeking illumination.
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12-17-2010, 07:34 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
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Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?
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12-17-2010, 08:00 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
sagi:
- where have you been?
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12-17-2010, 09:19 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Originally Posted by juicey J.
Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?
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She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.
EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)
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Natal Chart:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8926947/astr...27336.5152.gif
Sun in Cancer, Moon in Taurus, Sagittarius Rising
Sun, Mercury, and Venus in the 7th house! Look out ladies :P
My blog: http://trailingthestars.blogspot.com
Ascendant 6 Sagittarius: Cupid knocks on the door of a human heart.
Descendant 6 Gemini: Workmen drilling for oil.
Midheaven 11 Virgo: A boy moulded in his mother's aspirations for him
IC 11 Pisces: Men traveling a narrow path, seeking illumination.
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12-18-2010, 12:57 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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"Don't be so moody."
"It's like trying to draw blood from a stone."
"What?"
"You're too quiet."
"You're a bit odd."
"What?" - did I mention 'what'?
"You're too pale."
"My, my, you simply can't be fed today!"
... "What?"
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You didn't mention what sign you are/this is? Is this Pisces?
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12-18-2010, 12:58 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
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Hmm, I attract tons of weirdos and I prefer them too - no Aquarius at all in my chart really. I think that is my Scorpio Rising attracting all the crazies then.
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12-18-2010, 01:04 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
For my sign, Virgo:
"Quit being so picky."
"Stop analyzing me."
"Don't worry so much."
"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO!  )
"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!)
"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)
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12-18-2010, 01:07 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Originally Posted by virgo18
In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.
- Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
- Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
- Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
- Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
- Leo: You are egocentric and loud
- Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
- Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
- Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
- Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
- Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
- Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
- Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby
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Have to laugh at the Gemini one, sorry.
So true, us Scorpios do not fear death.
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12-18-2010, 12:34 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.
EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)
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Ok what about jupiter ruling planet of Pisces does it aspect uranus? Does venus aspect neptune?
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12-18-2010, 12:36 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Hmm, I attract tons of weirdos and I prefer them too - no Aquarius at all in my chart really. I think that is my Scorpio Rising attracting all the crazies then. 
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I wonder if venus in square aspect to neptune plays a factor at all.
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12-18-2010, 02:53 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
Im an aquarius sun.
A taurean I work with regularly says 'Your weird'!!! makes me laugh
Im not weird, odd or unique maybe................
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12-18-2010, 09:12 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:
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Originally Posted by queenfluff
For my sign, Virgo:
"Quit being so picky."
"Stop analyzing me."
"Don't worry so much."
"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO!  )
"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!)
"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)
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My father is a Virgo and these are the exact same things that would be said to him, or he would say:
"You're doing things wrong; this is how you do it..."
My Mars conjunct Midheaven HATES that!
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Natal Chart:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8926947/astr...27336.5152.gif
Sun in Cancer, Moon in Taurus, Sagittarius Rising
Sun, Mercury, and Venus in the 7th house! Look out ladies :P
My blog: http://trailingthestars.blogspot.com
Ascendant 6 Sagittarius: Cupid knocks on the door of a human heart.
Descendant 6 Gemini: Workmen drilling for oil.
Midheaven 11 Virgo: A boy moulded in his mother's aspirations for him
IC 11 Pisces: Men traveling a narrow path, seeking illumination.
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