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Unread 09-08-2015, 09:03 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Aqua moon:

"You don't let anything bother you."
"You're....different *doe-eyed smile*"
"No you don't come off as laidback, you come off cold "
"You look dead, as always."
"Y'know I can never tell what you're thinking about."
"Ok, Mr.robot"
"Do you practice cool facial expressions in the mirror?"
"Wow, I didn't know you felt that way"

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

My Virgo Sun in the 7th House:

"That was a really nice thing for you to do."
"You didn't have to do that, but I really appreciate it."
"You really love solving other people's problems, don't you?"
"You're such a nice/sweet/kind person."

My Gemini Moon in 4th House:

"When I first met you, I thought you were really shy but when I got to know you, I realized just how much you talk."
"Wow, you really do talk to your mother a lot."
"Will you just make up your mind already?"
"Why are you so _____ nervous?"

Aquarius Rising:

"I really love your tattoos."
"Can I have your number?"
"You seem like you know what you're doing."

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Unread 10-17-2015, 03:33 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Capricorn:
"You are cold."
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Unread 10-17-2015, 05:00 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Taurus Sun:

"does this smell nice to you, or what do you think of such and such cologne/perfume/soap/candle etc..should I wear it, buy it..etc."

"you and your smells"



Gemini Moon/Gemini Rising:

"Why do you put things in your cart if you're not going to buy them"
"Have you decided what you want to eat yet"
"Make up your mind"
"I love talking to you"
"I don't understand, what do you mean"
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

When I worked at a supermarket this would be a typical conversation with a stranger...

Stranger: Hey, are you tired?
Me: No, why? Do I look tired?
Stranger: Nah, but you look very focused.
Virgo ascendant?

When I open up to others I usually get this comment: "You're so weird *lol*"
Aquarius Moon, I guess.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Libra Sun

"Come on, it's just a small thing, not saving the god **** world, make up your mind !"
"You like attracting attention a lot, aren't you?"
"Why are you always taking the other side when I say something? Do you always feel the need to argue what I say?"
"Stop trying to be polite."
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I get this a lot-

"Are you paying attention?"

To which I reply with a "Mm'hm"

Annnnnnd most people get annoyed.

Can't help that my mind thinks of more things then I can say!

I've also in called "Weird in a good way" by everyone I know. xD

I should add planets to blame, right? K, Mercury and Venus in Gemini while my Asc is in the lazy bull.

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I don't get the common ones (at least not to me face) maybe because I am so out there with me Aq moon or maybe because they know that one false word and I will jump into my shame spiral on my familiar old toboggan of despair (jk... sort of)

so my mandatory observations:

Aries: Woah calm down
Taurus: Sure take the smooth path and be boring I don't care
Gemini: STFU for once I love you
Cancer: You are an amazing druid and are cool
Leo: Lower your chin slightly you look weird
Virgo: Wow, psycho much?
Libra: Hey decorum called it wants it's lack of personality back
Scorpio: Stop eviscerating me with you eyes you taciturn bugger
Sagittarius: I don't like you anymore you're mad
Capricorn: You never speak when I want you too wtf is with that
Aquarius: Earth to Aquarius, Earth to Aquarius
Pisces: Why are you an intermediary between dimensions its too much, honestly. I mean like every one of you. Lassie, come home.
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I've finally been called a dick more times than I can count. This must be something associated with my Cancer-sun.

Such a shameful Cancer I am! D:

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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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I've finally been called a dick more times than I can count. This must be something associated with my Cancer-sun.

Such a shameful Cancer I am! D:

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Haha I’ve been called crazy more times than I can count

Woohoooo I love being an Ophiuchus Sun
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Libra sun -

* Just pick one already!!
* Hurry up and make up your mind.
* We are going to the park, not the club.
* Why do you wear such pretty dresses, it's just the mall.
* He loves you godammit. Get it thru your head.
* You're too nice to do that/go there/ fill in blank.
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Unread 05-19-2016, 04:17 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I've got another one.

"......"


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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I often get “why are you so quiet?”, “You always look like a different person anytime I see you”, “I didn’t know you had boobs?”, “You’re always quiet”, “Who is this girl?” and “I thought you were dead” lol
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Oh also this “...[insert my name] what did you do now?”. Omg and one of the ones that irks my soul is “you know what they say about the quiet ones”...
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