Bina
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Hope it was ok to copy this - i just thought it so funny!! In case there's too many words, it's in 2 parts (Part 2 in the next post) :
(from: http://www.veiledmoon.com/astrology.htm
Changing the Light Bulb – Through the Signs
How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Part 1
ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.
CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
(from: http://www.veiledmoon.com/astrology.htm
Changing the Light Bulb – Through the Signs
How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Part 1
ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.
CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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