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Clearly you missed 03:20 to 03:46 then wintersprite1 - that's when Richard Feynman mentions astrology!
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Clearly you missed 03:20 to 03:46 then wintersprite1 - that's when Richard Feynman mentions astrology!
I gave you a second to acclimate
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Thank you, I needed that!I gave you a second to acclimate
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Scientific Experiments - The Rules
(1) something will go wrong just before your grant is up for review
(2) if the reading on your detector is correct, then you forgot to plug it in
(3) if several things can go wrong then they will do so all at the same time
(4) left to itself, your experiment will go from bad to worse - BUT if you pay attention to the experiment then it will take three times longer to complete than you thought it would
(5) when your experiment is just about to succeed, you will run out of grant money
(1) something will go wrong just before your grant is up for review
(2) if the reading on your detector is correct, then you forgot to plug it in
(3) if several things can go wrong then they will do so all at the same time
(4) left to itself, your experiment will go from bad to worse - BUT if you pay attention to the experiment then it will take three times longer to complete than you thought it would
(5) when your experiment is just about to succeed, you will run out of grant money
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Everything I needed to know about life.....
I learned from my father when He taught me how to play Poker.
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Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
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Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
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...groan...[it took me a second to get it...
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it's just a matter of time......
[it took me a second to get it...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
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Jay Leno:
"Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?"
A thirteen-year old:
"I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
"Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?"
A thirteen-year old:
"I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
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DEFINITION
A cation is a positively charged kitten
A cation is a positively charged kitten
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A third-grade student was asked to define the term 'vacuum' in class...
and answered:
"A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."
and answered:
"A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."
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DEFINITION
A cation is a positively charged kitten
So...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....
"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
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Chemistry jokes may seem funny but do keep your ion themSo...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....
"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
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What did pi say to i?
Pi said get real.
What did i say in return to pi?
Get rational
Pi said get real.
What did i say in return to pi?
Get rational
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So...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....
"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
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Therefore, those with the better
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