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Unread 12-30-2013, 11:45 AM
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She had paid all her bad luck on the haircut.
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good one!
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Whenever you find yourself feeling sad, just remember that sometimes, jumping spiders like to wear raindrops as hats.


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A very unlucky women.
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This is truly an amazing photo. The quirks of nature, eh!

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He said: "Who stuffed up your hair?"
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That's a good one !
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Unread 05-16-2014, 08:42 PM
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My silly (stupid-but-kinda-funny memes)
















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I realize I 'hi-jacked' a thread- sorry! But whatever. Lol
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I got this in a chain email years ago, and it always bothered me because it seems to advocate for/rationalize the ideology that's examined in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ESq_o31iE

I wonder when pessimism and cynicism became derisive terms instead of constructive ones.
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Unread 05-16-2014, 09:46 PM
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It's like a lot of 'spiritualists' out there who are all about the law of attraction-- they say if you're aways positive than you attract positive, and if something bad happens in your life it's only because you attracted it. It's semi-true in theory but as with all things- nothing is black or white. You can't bury your head in the sand and not be upset if you feel upset- I actually think doing that is counter-spiritual. But...I do also believe in having a good optimism about things too. It's always a good thing to try to see the silver lining in a dark sky.
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It's like a lot of 'spiritualists' out there who are all about the law of attraction-- they say if you're aways positive than you attract positive, and if something bad happens in your life it's only because you attracted it. It's semi-true in theory but as with all things- nothing is black or white. You can't bury your head in the sand and not be upset if you feel upset- I actually think doing that is counter-spiritual. But...I do also believe in having a good optimism about things too. It's always a good thing to try to see the silver lining in a dark sky.
Agreed. I think the joke the OP posted caters to maniacal positivity though... "if I just think positive everything will be great! That doubter over there is bad at her job because she's negative," and that's so funny (?). For a joke about optimism and not being negative, it's really negative that the woman passive aggressively insults the hair-stylist at the end... unless that's the joke. Oh well.

I'd like it if after all that, the exchange continued something like:

Hairstylist: "I'm mortified!! I thought it looked great and not bad at all!"

"I'm kidding. He didn't really say that. I just thought I'd give you taste of your own medicine."

Just so the "positive" person doesn't end up a total jerk at the end. But then I guess it's not so much a "joke" anymore after you take out the insults.

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Unread 05-16-2014, 10:55 PM
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Well, to be honest, I didn't laugh at the poster's joke...but then again, I have a silly sort of humor.
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Unread 05-16-2014, 11:23 PM
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Well, to be honest, I didn't laugh at the poster's joke...but then again, I have a silly sort of humor.
Perhaps this will make you laugh? Some of these made me laugh anyway.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-co...e-stock-photos
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Unread 05-16-2014, 11:30 PM
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Yes! These are exactly my kind of humor. I love the silly, ironic, weird kind of humor
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Unread 05-16-2014, 11:38 PM
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Agreed. I think the joke the OP posted caters to maniacal positivity though... "if I just think positive everything will be great! That doubter over there is bad at her job because she's negative," and that's so funny (?). For a joke about optimism and not being negative, it's really negative that the woman passive aggressively insults the hair-stylist at the end... unless that's the joke. Oh well.

I'd like it if after all that, the exchange continued something like:

Hairstylist: "I'm mortified!! I thought it looked great and not bad at all!"

"I'm kidding. He didn't really say that. I just thought I'd give you taste of your own medicine."

Just so the "positive" person doesn't end up a total jerk at the end. But then I guess it's not so much a "joke" anymore after you take out the insults.
Lmao!!!! Agreed! Lol
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Unread 05-18-2014, 03:35 PM
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