High Horoscopes.

What do you call a cross between a problem and an astrological chart?

A Horror Scope.

Oh, haha...You're killing me.

Hey, what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

....A Roamin' Catholic.

-poker face-

What do you call a Milkman in high heels?
Dairy Queen.

What do you call a lady with no legs?
Eileen.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.


What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

I am sew wee todd did.
I am sofa king wee todd did.