Sagcap88 here is my version of the signs an sex.
Aquarius - I'm gonna trick and shock this guy into wanting sex and I'll be super nice too.
Pisces - I surrender to your domination.
Aries - let's get physical, quick.
Taurus - I'll wait until the right respectable girl comes, then I'll take my time, massage her, have shower with her, comfort her with a comfy quilt/towel/robe, sex for hours, then eat a delicious hearty meal and lay in bed together.
Gemini - has sex whilst thinking of 3 different scenarios of 3 ppl he knows and talks dirty about it the. Carries on.
Cancer - hold me,vlove me ask me how I feel and then get comfort food. Ooo the swimming centres a good idea.
Leo - look at it. Isn't it the nicest d you've ever seen. Let's play.
Virgo - make sure you brush your teeth and wash your genitals. Don't touch me there, touch me right here. Tell me if I'm doing it right. Fast or slow. I want be perfect. You didn't do it right. Here I'll do it.
Libra - do you love me? Forever and ever?
Scorpio - I honestly don't know lol.
Sagittarius- there's a place by the creek an hour away I'd like to take you. There's a mountain top overlooking the city. Or let's do it in the car or better yet, bus on the way home.
Capricorn - do as I say.