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Ahhhhh!!

This is making me cry, Jup. Why....

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Hi David,
Obviously Cleopatra was a powerful character of 2,000 years ago, when life was very cruel!
But by today's standards we wonder about bringing her history through the years to our standards.
She married her little brother, extreme taboo!
She had all her siblings murdered so she could become Pharaoh!
Her Roman lovers either committed suicide or were assassinated regarding her ambitions!
Some people would call her "A Bunny Boiler", a catch phrase started by the film "Fatal Attraction":-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XykEnBpyfr4
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bunny_boiler
Perhaps B/C = Bunny Current
I don't have any rampant comments to make about rabbits!
My family was playing Apples to Apples the other day... if you're familiar...

and the adjective we had to describe on one round was "feminine".... someone put down "Cleopatra" and someone else put down "Anne Frank" and those were the only two things that were even remotely descriptive of feminine.

The person selecting the winner chose Anne Frank, and my fiancé about died inside.

Yet, it started a discussion about whether or not Cleopatra could be considered feminine, and surprisingly both arguments had merits. She certainly used female sexuality, but often as a tool for political advantage. Is that feminine? She would stop at nothing to gain power. Is that feminine? Mars in Libra inconjunct Venus/South Node in Pisces square Neptune in Gemini. That's a lot of ambiguity... "trapped" by Venus.
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Hi Jup,
Although a Road Runner isn't an Ostrich, i thought cartoon below

would give you a giggle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFNx7YFwFfI

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My family was playing Apples to Apples the other day... if you're familiar...

and the adjective we had to describe on one round was "feminine".... someone put down "Cleopatra" and someone else put down "Anne Frank" and those were the only two things that were even remotely descriptive of feminine.

The person selecting the winner chose Anne Frank, and my fiancé about died inside.

Yet, it started a discussion about whether or not Cleopatra could be considered feminine, and surprisingly both arguments had merits. She certainly used female sexuality, but often as a tool for political advantage. Is that feminine? She would stop at nothing to gain power. Is that feminine? Mars in Libra inconjunct Venus/South Node in Pisces square Neptune in Gemini. That's a lot of ambiguity... "trapped" by Venus.
Hi FlapJacks,
I love the Suffrajets, myself, more of the lesser known ones that were involved with mysticism and magic:-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Besant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Farr


If Cleopatra did commit suicide, it is highly likely she would have done it aligned to Egyptian paran astrology, we think she died on either 10th August or 12th August 0030 BC, by using ancient Greek day marker, being sunset on 11th August, as Sun and Venus set, Alnilam, Belt of Orion and Osiris star was on the Nadir or I.C., this would have given her a star map to follow as she thought she was Isis on Earth to find Osiris:-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra
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Hi Jup, if Cleopatra did offer a prayer when she died, she would have picked the day, as she was a Greek Pharaoh, she might have been inclined to pick ancient Greek day marker to 12th August 0030 BC, being sunset on 11th August, when Alnilam was on the Nadir or I.C., so the Ostrich is looking in the right place LOL!
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Hi Jup, if Cleopatra did offer a prayer
when she died, she would have picked the day,
as she was a Greek Pharaoh, she might have been inclined to pick ancient Greek day marker to 12th August 0030 BC,
being sunset on
11th August, when Alnilam was on the Nadir or I.C.,
so the Ostrich is looking in the right place LOL!
Hi Monk









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Hi FlapJacks,
I love the Suffrajets, myself, more of the lesser known ones that were involved with mysticism and magic:-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Besant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Farr


If Cleopatra did commit suicide, it is highly likely she would have done it aligned to Egyptian paran astrology, we think she died on either 10th August or 12th August 0030 BC, by using ancient Greek day marker, being sunset on 11th August, as Sun and Venus set, Alnilam, Belt of Orion and Osiris star was on the Nadir or I.C., this would have given her a star map to follow as she thought she was Isis on Earth to find Osiris:-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra
Paran astrology graph on private members download:-


















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