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President Trump is the leader of an invading force from the planet Nibiru, which is making its closest approach to Earth in 3600 years.

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President Trump is the leader of an invading force from the planet Nibiru, which is making its closest approach to Earth in 3600 years.
i will look into this. trump might be a sub-race within the illuminati. this sub-race includes the frog-people with no necks. they are known for telling lies.


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The Nibiruins are of serpent origins, and are behind the Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden. They have hypnotic ability, which they use to immobilize their prey.
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The Nibiruins are of serpent origins, and are behind the Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden. They have hypnotic ability, which they use to immobilize their prey.
we have seen this ability with omaba and then with trump. they must be Illuminati reptiles from Nibiru. look at their slogans,





promise of change from one corrupt system to the next. its all lies and the system never changes.

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i will look into this. trump might be a sub-race within the illuminati. this sub-race includes the frog-people with no necks. they are known for telling lies.


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proof trump is frogtilian. good find, spread truth wherever.

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"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."--{Lord Acton}
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proof trump is frogtilian. good find, spread truth wherever.

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Frogs are less scary than serpents, with the exception of the brightly colored "poison dart" variety. The most poisonous is known as the "golden dart frog", some of which are of orange coloration.

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Proof of reptilian Omaba!!!!!1!!!

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Proof of reptilian Omaba!!!!!1!!!

Looks friendly though!
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I have a friend, a FedEx driver in DC. She says that throughout the Obama administration she delivered 3 dozen young rabbits to the Oval Office every 2 weeks.

Now that Obama is out of office the rabbits have stopped. Instead of rabbits, her bi-weekly delivery now consists of 3 young women, their hands tied and mouths covered with duct tape.
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Your friend should get a new job.
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