AppLeo
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Jail provides condoms?? You're joking right?! And yes you do need lube!! I'm assuming that when you go to jail you go with people of the same gender... Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
Prison as alternative living?
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Jail provides condoms?? You're joking right?! And yes you do need lube!! I'm assuming that when you go to jail you go with people of the same gender... Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
Bunraku
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Ugh.. I don't want to get into specifics.
YES BABY http://www.npr.org/2015/01/21/37867...m-to-keep-sex-between-inmates-safe-if-illegal
SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS
conspiracy theorist
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*cough* why not?
conspiracy theorist
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YES BABY http://www.npr.org/2015/01/21/37867...m-to-keep-sex-between-inmates-safe-if-illegal
SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS
Reported for adult content
AppLeo
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YES BABY http://www.npr.org/2015/01/21/37867...m-to-keep-sex-between-inmates-safe-if-illegal
SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS
Wow, I had no idea this was a thing. I learned something interesting today.
Because I don't want to get banned!! And that I'm sure you can figure it yourself without me telling you.
Bunraku
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Let’s go around the zodiac wheel y’all! 
1st house = Aries = Mars = thorny plants and liquor
2nd house = Taurus = Venus = grass and swans
3rd house = Mercury = rootbeer
4th = Moon = common vegetables and milk
5th = Sun = trees from the desert
6th = Merc = annoying & jumping insects
7th/Venus = Tea and candy
Mars = vermin
Jupiter 9 = chinchilla and mink coats
What can we learn from this valuable lesson?
1st house = Aries = Mars = thorny plants and liquor
2nd house = Taurus = Venus = grass and swans
3rd house = Mercury = rootbeer
4th = Moon = common vegetables and milk
5th = Sun = trees from the desert
6th = Merc = annoying & jumping insects
7th/Venus = Tea and candy
Mars = vermin
Jupiter 9 = chinchilla and mink coats
What can we learn from this valuable lesson?
conspiracy theorist
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I literally don't have any idea what you guys are blabbering on about. It would be good if either you or Bunraku would explain the situation to me as I am at a loss as to what you two learned scholars are discoursing about.
conspiracy theorist
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Let’s go around the zodiac wheel y’all!
1st house = Aries = Mars = thorny plants and liquor
2nd house = Taurus = Venus = grass and swans
3rd house = Mercury = rootbeer
4th = Moon = common vegetables and milk
5th = Sun = trees from the desert
6th = Merc = annoying & jumping insects
7th/Venus = Tea and candy
Mars = vermin
Jupiter 9 = chinchilla and mink coats
What can we learn from this valuable lesson?
Reported for plagiarism
Bunraku
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Sorry. That paradigm shift isn’t covered in this lifetime. Perhaps try again another time.
AppLeo
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Let’s go around the zodiac wheel y’all!
1st house = Aries = Mars = thorny plants and liquor
2nd house = Taurus = Venus = grass and swans
3rd house = Mercury = rootbeer
4th = Moon = common vegetables and milk
5th = Sun = trees from the desert
6th = Merc = annoying & jumping insects
7th/Venus = Tea and candy
Mars = vermin
Jupiter 9 = chinchilla and mink coats
What can we learn from this valuable lesson?
I learned absolutely nothing.
Bunraku thinks that going to jail is a good idea because you get free food, sex, healthcare, friends, and exercise. But I'm telling him that those free things actually suck and don't match the real thing in jail.
conspiracy theorist
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Reported for fraud and misrepresentation
AppLeo
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Please... if you actually believed jail was a good idea you'd be in jail right now. Karma probably doesn't even exist!!!
conspiracy theorist
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But Apple my good scholarly brother, the discussion seemed to have devolved into a discourse on the sexual habits of the inmates. I would have liked to hear your always erudite dissertation on these matters of jail sex and the mechanism behind same. No pun intended of course my good scholarly brother.
conspiracy theorist
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This got to me
Bunraku
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I googled for some faces and found this link: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/li...-cures-for-everything-that-irritates-you.html
I need to paste that link on threads of perpetually offended people.
Bunraku
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These “criminals” they offer the best sex in town--from millions of years past life sex experiences guaranteed 100%
Bunraku
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UGH. I am SO OFFENDED
Picture the biggest O face you can imagine right now. My mouth is gaping so widely.
You do realize that you invalidated many posts on lindaland. Delete it and apologize. I am crying right now.
conspiracy theorist
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I googled for some faces and found this link: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/li...-cures-for-everything-that-irritates-you.html
I need to paste that link on threads of perpetually offended people.
But my good scholarly sister Bunraku, for which thread around these here parts thou shalt inflict the faces of butthurtdom?
AppLeo
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I don't even know if you're being serious or not.
I don't even know if you're being serious or not.
UGH. I am SO OFFENDED
Picture the biggest O face you can imagine right now. My mouth is gaping so widely.
You do realize that you invalidated many posts on lindaland. Delete it and apologize. I am crying right now.
Karma is 100% absolute ********.