List the most to least HOE (garden tool) of the zodiac from 1-12

Lykanized

Lykanized

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She probably means her Venus in Gemini
I'm glad to have a Venus in Gemini non garden tool. Venus in Gemini has been maimed and I'm here to resurrect and purify the name. Venus in Gemini are saints
 
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Sagcap88

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I think that any sign can be an *ahem* hoe. But each sign would become one for a different reason. Here are my theories as to why which sign would be a hoe (this is said with a sense of humor and obv doesn’t apply to everyone):
Aries-they figure ‘why the hell not? It’s FUN.’
Taurus-they want physical pleasure
Gemini-they’re experiencing boredom/have a need for stimulation
Cancer-they’re hoping to secure a relationship with said person despite that they stated they just wanted to FWB
Leo-it’s their narcissistic supply
Virgo-they got tired of being so clean and structured
Libra-they love to socialize
Scorpio-they just plain like sex
Sagittarius-adventure/boredom
Capricorn-they’re getting paid for it (whether a high end escort or sugar baby)
Aquarius-they’re all about being an equal opportunity employer
Pisces-they have no boundaries
 
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ConfusedCrab

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Sagcap88 said:
I think that any sign can be an *ahem* hoe. But each sign would become one for a different reason. Here are my theories as to why which sign would be a hoe (this is said with a sense of humor and obv doesn’t apply to everyone):
Aries-they figure ‘why the hell not? It’s FUN.’
Taurus-they want physical pleasure
Gemini-they’re experiencing boredom/have a need for stimulation
Cancer-they’re hoping to secure a relationship with said person despite that they stated they just wanted to FWB
Leo-it’s their narcissistic supply
Virgo-they got tired of being so clean and structured
Libra-they love to socialize
Scorpio-they just plain like sex
Sagittarius-adventure/boredom
Capricorn-they’re getting paid for it (whether a high end escort or sugar baby)
Aquarius-they’re all about being an equal opportunity employer
Pisces-they have no boundaries
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Oh my gadddd 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Thank you for making this thread fun!

I love this!
 
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ConfusedCrab

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Somna7H said:
Oh, it's Sun Sign.
I thought of Venus.
Cos I have Venus and Moon conjunction in Gemini 2nd house.
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Oh I see, yeah I’m sorry. This thread wasn’t made with the intent of being too serious or to hurt anyone.

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Cancers rule!!! ✨
 
Somna7H

Somna7H

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ConfusedCrab said:
Interesting.

Are you waiting for marriage? Or just haven’t met the right guy?
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Sorry and I'm a MAN. 😅
Yea, waiting for marriage or future partner etc whatever maybe.
Though I'm from East(totally different than west) but thing even strange to me is that I never had any romantic relationship yet in my life and not even any girl friend.
Cos these days above things are common in our society too.
I don't want to call myself unique cos that would be shame I guess. 😳
 
Lykanized

Lykanized

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Hey, nothing wrong with still being a virgin or not having had any relationships. When you do find the one for you, they're probably appreciate that about you
 
Lykanized

Lykanized

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You'll probably get to explore your sexuality with someone who's truly meaningful to you. Not everyone has a first experience like that
 
Lykanized

Lykanized

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Somna7H said:
Hope that will happen. 😁
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Don't worry, Somna. It will. And if it doesn't, you'll realize it's not for you. But if it is for you, it will definitely happen. I know that. Love usually takes us as surprise. I'd say live your life, follow your desires and what you feel is meant for you in every moment, and the right person will come around
 
Abby83

Abby83

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ConfusedCrab said:
She tried to put the moves on your husband too!!???
How did your husband react?

Oh hell no!! I would have already had a little chit chat with her husband and tell him to keep her on a shorter leash!
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Lol I learnt from one of the first Aquarian SL*ts. Basically you give no reaction (cos they love the drama) and ignore her whilst subtly seeing how your partner reacts. I chose well when it comes to my HB. This is what I like best about him. He's nor easily won over by sex. He's faithful. He didn't find that girl attractive. But if he did, he would just look at her but he knows its wrong.
Funny how cos she's so sweet and sneaky that the men don't see her as the problem. In fact they end up competing for her. They can't handle the thought of her getting bored of them so they try to compete.

Another Aquarian girl was similar, and I could give so many examples... With this one she was a hairdresser that asked out her clients. She had 3 different fu*ks, er excuse me, dates a week. She also tried to get my HB. We arrived at a BBQ. She pulled her skirt all the way up so all you could see was her panties and she shimmied her shoulders and gave my HB the dirty f me look. Of course, I wasn't gonna give her what she wanted so I pulled my HB to the side and I sat on his lap blocking his view of her. Sure enough after 2 mins she pulled her skirt down looking bored. Funny enough my friends never saw her as being out of line. They'd say oh that's just Tanya, she's such a fun flirt. Um, no. Yet they thought I was rude cos I had my back turned away from her panties? I mean ffs.
 
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Abby83

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Sagcap88 here is my version of the signs an sex.

Aquarius - I'm gonna trick and shock this guy into wanting sex and I'll be super nice too.
Pisces - I surrender to your domination.
Aries - let's get physical, quick.
Taurus - I'll wait until the right respectable girl comes, then I'll take my time, massage her, have shower with her, comfort her with a comfy quilt/towel/robe, sex for hours, then eat a delicious hearty meal and lay in bed together.
Gemini - has sex whilst thinking of 3 different scenarios of 3 ppl he knows and talks dirty about it the. Carries on.
Cancer - hold me,vlove me ask me how I feel and then get comfort food. Ooo the swimming centres a good idea.
Leo - look at it. Isn't it the nicest d you've ever seen. Let's play.
Virgo - make sure you brush your teeth and wash your genitals. Don't touch me there, touch me right here. Tell me if I'm doing it right. Fast or slow. I want be perfect. You didn't do it right. Here I'll do it.
Libra - do you love me? Forever and ever?
Scorpio - I honestly don't know lol.
Sagittarius- there's a place by the creek an hour away I'd like to take you. There's a mountain top overlooking the city. Or let's do it in the car or better yet, bus on the way home.
Capricorn - do as I say.
 
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