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This is obviously one of those fake Buddha quotes.
what is the example of original quote by buddha, then?
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what is the example of original quote by buddha, then?
“Now, Kalamas, don’t go by reports, by legends, by traditions, by scripture, by logical conjecture, by inference, by analogies, by agreement through pondering views, by probability, or by the thought, ‘This contemplative is our teacher.’ When you know for yourselves that, ‘These qualities are skillful; these qualities are blameless; these qualities are praised by the wise; these qualities, when adopted & carried out, lead to welfare & to happiness’ — then you should enter & remain in them.”

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“Now, Kalamas, don’t go by reports, by legends, by traditions, by scripture, by logical conjecture, by inference, by analogies, by agreement through pondering views, by probability, or by the thought, ‘This contemplative is our teacher.’ When you know for yourselves that, ‘These qualities are skillful; these qualities are blameless; these qualities are praised by the wise; these qualities, when adopted & carried out, lead to welfare & to happiness’ — then you should enter & remain in them.”

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Okay, thanks Cap. I appriciate your time to link me up. However, I noticed that most of the people in the comment section react hostile toward Hinduism. And I assuming that they think Hinduism trying to obfuscate the teaching of Buddhism.

Why they reacted in such manner?
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Well, if anything goes.


My generally weirder sexual fantasies are bothering me today. Some strange situations recently have felt like the 'love' is winking out of my life in some ways and when that happens and I don't feel love towards girls especially a kind of soulless way of looking at them starts to bother me.


I hope for the politics to improve so that the wrongdoers like... everywhere can start to feel some heat. If not I'm hoping at least spirits will guide things positively for me. Or I just recognise they already have.
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Terrorist attack in New Zealand. Mercury retrograde?

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Okay, thanks Cap. I appriciate your time to link me up. However, I noticed that most of the people in the comment section react hostile toward Hinduism. And I assuming that they think Hinduism trying to obfuscate the teaching of Buddhism.

Why they reacted in such manner?
Both Vedas and Buddha's teachings really point to the same truth. If we were to represent this world of duality as a binary system then Buddha's teachings have a starting point 0 for explanation and Vedas explain things from the starting point 1. But in reality, the truth is neither 0 nor 1 and is both 0 and 1 simultaneously. In other words, the truth is not dual and as such, it is inexplicable and incomprehensible by the mind.
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my chat thread is superior
Like the Roman Empire, it had its rise and fall.

I like the idea of being all inclusive instead of exclusive, as well:
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smoked weed last night and woke up this morning still laughing.
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^ previous post posted at 11:11AM looool
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What did zero say to 3.14? You’ve just been Pi’d!

What did 3.14 say to zero? Yeah but you’ve been pied!

“There is no zero in the first 31 digits of Pi”

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1. The act of ignoring someone when they are talking to you
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Wow that guy totally pied you!
(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PIED).

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We should start a drinking party
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What did zero say to 3.14? You’ve just been Pi’d!

What did 3.14 say to zero? Yeah but you’ve been pied!

“There is no zero in the first 31 digits of Pi”

Urban Dictionary: Pied
1. The act of ignoring someone when they are talking to you
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Wow that guy totally pied you!
(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PIED).
I thought it meant a pie in the face, ala the Three Stooges.
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There's a Pi joke where there's a numbers bar, and one whole-number says to another, "Don't get that Pi started, it'll just go on and on!".
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I thought it meant a pie in the face, ala the Three Stooges.
It’s been given another use due to the rise of reality dating shows, where a potential suitor is said to be ‘pied,’ if he’s been unsuccessful.
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There's a Pi joke where there's a numbers bar, and one whole-number says to another, "Don't get that Pi started, it'll just go on and on!".
But this joke works much better! I’m known for making jokes that could technically make sense but in actuality is very dry.

The youngest known eg was when I was 8ish and read that Cornflaked helps build bones, so I said ‘what did the one-legged man eat’

You know, technically, Cornflakes could help build him another leg.
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We should start a drinking party
That’s the thing about being a teacher, you have to be careful to not do drugs even like cannabis. Even though alcohol usually leads to more trouble even if it’s legal.

But I think you should whip out the dancefloor, get those John Travolta legs moving and get that bottle you’ve been keeping out. Whip on some Funk with the bass turned up a bit higher than usual.

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But this joke works much better! I’m known for making jokes that could technically make sense but in actuality is very dry.

The youngest known eg was when I was 8ish and read that Cornflaked helps build bones, so I said ‘what did the one-legged man eat’

You know, technically, Cornflakes could help build him another leg.
Yeah, but Wonder Bread "Helps build strong bodies 12 ways"!
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Yeah, but Wonder Bread "Helps build strong bodies 12 ways"!
The one-legged man ate Wonder Bread and became Wonder Dodecagon!
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Both Vedas and Buddha's teachings really point to the same truth. If we were to represent this world of duality as a binary system then Buddha's teachings have a starting point 0 for explanation and Vedas explain things from the starting point 1. But in reality, the truth is neither 0 nor 1 and is both 0 and 1 simultaneously. In other words, the truth is not dual and as such, it is inexplicable and incomprehensible by the mind.
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