Will Donald Trump get assassinated on the 21st of August?
Or will he do something really amazing?
I'm excited to see what he will do or what will happen to him that day.
He will shed his disguise and reveal himself as what he truly is--an extraterrestrial being from the Alien Starship Saturn!
Dude, I can't wait.
I KNOW! The kicker is, he'll be able to prove he was hatched on Earth, right here in one of their underground hives in the United States, in the mid 19th Century. So, it won't disqualify him as President.
Wait what.
You have to be born in the U.S., and be 35 or older, to be President.
Trump is obviously older than 35.