Is my house an astrological planet?

conspiracy theorist

Well-known member
I've done extensive research on the exact co-ordinates of my abode.

Get this, ancient sumerian texts have confirmed that there is an intense power source which corresponds exactly to the ground underneath my fridge!!!!

Further, when people come to my house, they feel the force or something. One commenter described it like this, "CT, you're house has some cosmic tier vibes man, you should like totally blast off to outer space with this sweet house as a space ship."

My friend, had a point and I procure some mushrooms and dmt from the local psychonaut Dr. Rev. Buzz Licker MD PhD and he told me the correct proportions to propel into hyper space.

What does this have to do with astrology you ask? I'm not sure myself but I know that I put my house in the charts that I read and that it works for me.
 

conspiracy theorist

Well-known member
Why yes, it is. And if I am not mistaken, it seems to be conjunct your garage.

:andy: Woah.....trippy. How did you know?

It's my 5th house so I'm only here on vacation.

It's also opposed to my neighbour's lawn. I always found their orchids and fruit trees very abrasive. :mad: Are you allowed to blow up astrological planets?
 

JUPITERASC

Well-known member
I've done extensive research on the exact co-ordinates of my abode.

Get this, ancient sumerian texts have confirmed
that there is an intense power source
which corresponds exactly to the ground underneath my fridge!!!!

Further, when people come to my house, they feel the force or something.
One commenter described it like this,
"CT, you're house has some cosmic tier vibes man,
you should like totally blast off to outer space with this sweet house as a space ship."

My friend, had a point and I procure some mushrooms and dmt from the local psychonaut
Dr. Rev. Buzz Licker MD PhD and he told me the correct proportions to propel into hyper space.

What does this have to do with astrology you ask?
I'm not sure myself
but I know that I put my house in the charts that I read and that it works for me.
NIL DESPERANDUM mon ami NON SEMPER EA SUNT QUAE VIDENTUR
Not only is your house an astrological planet
but also
ancient sumerian texts clearly confirm that
all houses are astrological planets
on astro.com Extended Totally Irrelevant Yet Somehow Compelling Celestial Objects Page :smile:

there is a facility linked with google maps
allowing the inclusion of any house on the planet
on your natal chart
Trust me it's amazing and astounding how much more accurate
astrological delineation becomes
with the addition of trillions of houses around the planet

the specific environs of your fridge
is where all life began


Sumerian_star_map_tablet.jpg




furthermore
nibiru orbits your dining room table

nibiru-orbit.png
 

nai

Banned
Stay away from schools, nai.

Why are you trying to control me!
I feel extremely triggered right now,
I will go on Tumblr and write an entire 20 paragraphed,
double spaced, font size 12, times new roman font, about
how abusive and controlling you are!11!

It's my body, and my choice!
#WeNeedFeminism*

im being sarcastic
 

Blaze

Account Closed
Why are you trying to control me!
I feel extremely triggered right now,
I will go on Tumblr and write an entire 20 paragraphed,
double spaced, font size 12, times new roman font, about
how abusive and controlling you are!11!

It's my body, and my choice!
#WeNeedFeminism*

im being sarcastic

You don't have the right to be triggered.
In fact, you triggered me with your hate speech!
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M8, I'm the king of sarcasm. Check out the chat thread.
 

nai

Banned
You don't have the right to be triggered.
In fact, you triggered me with your hate speech!
wnIaRyJ.gif


TRIGGLYPUFF.gif



M8, I'm the king of sarcasm. Check out the chat thread.

Excuse me! Can you please censor the word h*te, f*ct, and
sp**ch.

I was h*ted on once, I now suffer from multiple mental
disorders and I identify as Naruto Uzumaki with the pronouns
naruto/sasuke/sakura.
 

Blaze

Account Closed
Excuse me! Can you please censor the word h*te, f*ct, and
sp**ch.

I was h*ted on once, I now suffer from multiple mental
disorders and I identify as Naruto Uzumaki with the pronouns
naruto/sasuke/sakura
.

Excuse who? Did you just curse at me?! O.M.G. This is why we need a safe space. To protect our rights!!!! Ugh, I can't believe someone said excuse me to me. O.M.G. I'm not even gonna read the rest of this oppressive post!

*Runs away crying*
 

nai

Banned
Excuse who? Did you just curse at me?! O.M.G. This is why we need a safe space. To protect our rights!!!! Ugh, I can't believe someone said excuse me to me. O.M.G. I'm not even gonna read the rest of this oppressive post!

*Runs away crying*

i can't stop laughing this is so funn y omg
 
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