Black humour over health!

Monk

Monk

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Hi JupiterAsc, Weybread and the Astrology Community,

Well, i have really made a big mistake now on 8th Jan. i sat on a plastic stool that split, and i hit the floor, broke my spine badly, nearly died, and was i hospital for 3 months!

I'm now in a nursing care home awaiting 4 other operations, but could be semi-independent by next year. I'm paralysed from the mid-chest down to my legs, and am in a wheel chair...i have to say that if i hurt myself, i do it properly Ha Ha!

Obviously i will not be posting much for some time, i'll be back, it takes a lot more than breaking my back to kill off monk!
 
JUPITERASC

JUPITERASC

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Monk said:
Hi JupiterAsc, Weybread and the Astrology Community,

Well, i have really made a big mistake now on 8th Jan. i sat on a plastic stool that split, and i hit the floor, broke my spine badly, nearly died, and was i hospital for 3 months!

I'm now in a nursing care home awaiting 4 other operations, but could be semi-independent by next year. I'm paralysed from the mid-chest down to my legs, and am in a wheel chair...i have to say that if i hurt myself, i do it properly Ha Ha!

Obviously i will not be posting much for some time, i'll be back, it takes a lot more than breaking my back to kill off monk!
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Monk

Monk

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Hi Jup,

I love the jokes, bowels and bladder don't work, and have to look forward to manual evacuation tomorrow, i'm going cross-eyed Ha Ha!

The nurses are pretty and nice though!
 
Monk

Monk

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Hi Jup,

I'm growing angel wings, no sins, i can't smoke, i can't drink, and i have a tube up the little guy, so anything naughty with females isn't possible, i REALLY am a monk now HA HA!
 
JUPITERASC

JUPITERASC

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Monk said:
Hi Jup,

I'm growing angel wings, no sins, i can't smoke, i can't drink, and
i have a tube up the little guy, so anything naughty with females isn't possible, i
REALLY am a monk now HA HA!
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Hi Monk :smile:
WB just messaged me with news that you asked her to message me
but we have already exchanged jests on this thread


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waybread

waybread

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Hey, Sir Monk--

So nice to "see" you back, although I'm so sorry about your wretched accident. :sad: :crying: I realize you won't feel like posting much, but please come back when you can.

I think somebody (JA?) should compile your super-cool posts on the mathematics of the cosmos in one place.

Sorry that I don't have any cartoons for you today, but maybe I'll listen to "Stairway to Heaven" in your honour.

Love, the Lady Waybread
 
Monk

Monk

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Many thanx to Lady Waybread and Blaze for kind comments!

Probably the best thread about the math of the Cosmos that i wrote on, was a thread called "Quintiles" by Stellium6th on Aspects & Configurations, i start writing half way down first page!

In the end because we were going off topic, moderator gave a warning, you could ask Stellium6 if he minded the thread being moved to Hot Topic Arena, to continue concerning off topic debate?

Hi Jup,

I have more titanium metal rods and screws in my back than the Terminator, all i need is the red eyes, Ha Ha!

A bottle of 20 year old Talisker would make me have the red eyes, but the bossy nurses will not let me have it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talisker_distillery

However The Terminator isn't horrifying when he wears a diaper lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RxausYbOfQ
 
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