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Well, is it!!!???
Why yes, it is. And if I am not mistaken, it seems to be conjunct your garage.
NIL DESPERANDUM mon ami NON SEMPER EA SUNT QUAE VIDENTURI've done extensive research on the exact co-ordinates of my abode.
Get this, ancient sumerian texts have confirmed
that there is an intense power source
which corresponds exactly to the ground underneath my fridge!!!!
Further, when people come to my house, they feel the force or something.
One commenter described it like this,
"CT, you're house has some cosmic tier vibes man,
you should like totally blast off to outer space with this sweet house as a space ship."
My friend, had a point and I procure some mushrooms and dmt from the local psychonaut
Dr. Rev. Buzz Licker MD PhD and he told me the correct proportions to propel into hyper space.
What does this have to do with astrology you ask?
I'm not sure myself
but I know that I put my house in the charts that I read and that it works for me.
Be creative, add to your portfolio by buying a small town or a cityWoah.....trippy. How did you know?
It's my 5th house
so
I'm only here on vacation.
Well, is it!!!???
your profile picture is me in the future
Hmm, maybe.
I fear that your house may end up as the next pluto though.
Just a dwarf planet.
Do you feel the aspects?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Stay away from schools, nai.
Stay away from schools, nai.
Why are you trying to control me!
I feel extremely triggered right now,
I will go on Tumblr and write an entire 20 paragraphed,
double spaced, font size 12, times new roman font, about
how abusive and controlling you are!11!
It's my body, and my choice!
#WeNeedFeminism*
im being sarcastic
CT, I believe you're mistaken. It's actually your mother who is the astrological planet, not your house.
You don't have the right to be triggered.
In fact, you triggered me with your hate speech!
M8, I'm the king of sarcasm. Check out the chat thread.
Excuse me! Can you please censor the word h*te, f*ct, and
sp**ch.
I was h*ted on once, I now suffer from multiple mental
disorders and I identify as Naruto Uzumaki with the pronouns
naruto/sasuke/sakura.
Excuse who? Did you just curse at me?! O.M.G. This is why we need a safe space. To protect our rights!!!! Ugh, I can't believe someone said excuse me to me. O.M.G. I'm not even gonna read the rest of this oppressive post!
*Runs away crying*
your profile picture is me in the future