Chrysalis
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A single man with toilet paper would like to meet a single woman with hand sanitizer for some good clean fun.
Hospital joke:
There's a guy in the hospital with coronavirus and he's waking up from a deep sleep in his "corona coma" and he sees this nurse approaching him with a washing kit and shes going to start washing him, he starts mumbling in his sleep, saying "nurse, nurse are my testicles black?" The nurse looks at him and thinks 'no-no he's drooling he's not fully awake yet' so she just ignores him.
So she then starts to wash him from his shoulders down, and he says once again "Nurse are my testicles black?" and the nurse says "Sir I'm a junior nurse I'm afraid i can't help you with this, i cant check. So the guy looks at her and a little louder goes "NURSE ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" he is wearing a ventilator so it is coming through a bit muffled, but she can still hear him, so she looks around and she thinks well there's no one looking, so alright, she pulls the covers back and bends down and has a good look, and then she comes back up and says to the guy "Sir i can assure you, your testicles are fine".
The guy then sits up in bed, rolls his eyes up in his head, leans forward, pulls the ventilator mask off of his face and says "NURSE ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?".
A single man with toilet paper would like to meet a single woman with hand sanitizer for some good clean fun.
Hospital joke:
There's a guy in the hospital with coronavirus and he's waking up from a deep sleep in his "corona coma" and he sees this nurse approaching him with a washing kit and shes going to start washing him, he starts mumbling in his sleep, saying "nurse, nurse are my testicles black?" The nurse looks at him and thinks 'no-no he's drooling he's not fully awake yet' so she just ignores him.
So she then starts to wash him from his shoulders down, and he says once again "Nurse are my testicles black?" and the nurse says "Sir I'm a junior nurse I'm afraid i can't help you with this, i cant check. So the guy looks at her and a little louder goes "NURSE ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" he is wearing a ventilator so it is coming through a bit muffled, but she can still hear him, so she looks around and she thinks well there's no one looking, so alright, she pulls the covers back and bends down and has a good look, and then she comes back up and says to the guy "Sir i can assure you, your testicles are fine".
The guy then sits up in bed, rolls his eyes up in his head, leans forward, pulls the ventilator mask off of his face and says "NURSE ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?".
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